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 <title>Someone Probably (elli)'s status on Sunday, 25-Jan-15 09:42:23 UTC</title>
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 <html>Earlier, Red threatened to kick me in the small intestine. The tragic irony of this that he did not realize is that just yesterday I sold my small intestine for money in order to fund the &amp;quot;Buy Red a New Laptop&amp;quot; Kickstarter.</html>
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