1.0 link Rainbow Dash Network http://rainbowdash.net/ Narwhal (narwhal) http://rainbowdash.net/narwhal http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3819485 @<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/60" class="url" title="Scribus Caballus"><span class="fn nickname mention">scribus</span></a></span> You need a 20-30 minute opener with a bunch of acts that all have ridiculous titles that make no sense in any context but use big sciencey words. Stuff like &quot;I: Time Shift Paradigm Continuim&quot; and &quot;II: Into the Parallel Quasar Doppler Effect&quot;