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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 16-Feb-15 22:06:27 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)</author_name>
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 <html>So here's a fanfic where Garfield is chosen to perform during the Superbowl's Half-Time, fights Kanye West, and cures ebola with his cosmic love katana.  It is literally the best fanfiction ever.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://pny.lv/c26n&quot; title=&quot;https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11013421/1/The-Garfield-Bowl&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow external&quot;&gt;http://pny.lv/c26n&lt;/a&gt; #&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/nsfw&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;nsfw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</html>
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