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 <title>... Guy McPherson? (saltbearer)'s status on Friday, 12-Aug-11 10:29:22 UTC</title>
 <author_name>... Guy McPherson? (saltbearer)</author_name>
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 <html>Just woke up. I dreamed that my new computer came, but it was burning up with only a couple browser windows open. It hit 10,000+°C. Eventually I realized that the computer was entirely different from the one I ordered, and it came way too soon. I guessed it was either meant to go to some guy who wouldn't put any load on it at all or some other guy who was trying to heat up a replacement for our burnt-out sun. Also there was a new Minecraft mob: Giant, sentient, underwater cymbals+tambourine combinations that tried to squash you. Furries were executed in their culture. ... I think my subconscious needs to relax a little.</html>
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