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 <title>clayinthecarpet's status on Wednesday, 04-Mar-15 01:25:06 UTC</title>
 <author_name>clayinthecarpet</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/32751&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;MetalTao&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;metaltao&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Asking me to forgive someone within this category might as well be asking me to offer my head to them as a head-on-pike ritual to appease them and make their smile larger.</html>
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