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 <title>LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Mar-15 17:39:47 UTC</title>
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 <html>Woke up this morning to my phone vibrating. It's my mom. &amp;quot;Get up, you're late for school,&amp;quot; she says. I look over at my alarm clock. 8:00 AM it says. &amp;quot;Okay mom, I'll get right on it,&amp;quot; I reply. &amp;quot;I'm telling your recruiter that your late to school,&amp;quot; she threatens. &amp;quot;Okay go do that then. Bye.&amp;quot; I hang up. I look over at my alarm clock one more time. &amp;quot;I'm already late so screw it,&amp;quot; I say to myself as I lay back down and go back to sleep. Also had dream about me going to school w/o pants. The weird part is: when I finally decided to go to school today I almost went out the door with everything on but my pants. Today is a bad day.</html>
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