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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-15 23:09:44 UTC</title>
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 <html>I wish I had more fans. Not 'cause I want the attention, but because I wanna be able to put an box of condoms on Matt's desk and force a bunch of people to have all these weird YouTube discussions about which horse he's banging and then in the finale it's revealed he's been using them to make a balloon back home.</html>
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