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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 09-Jul-15 14:47:01 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Matt (zeldatra)</author_name>
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 <html>ACTUAL GTA IV script excerpt written by Dan Houser himself!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;SCENE: LIBERTY CITY&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Niko walks into a room. It's a pretty basic room. There is a dude in a suit there.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUDE IN A SUIT&lt;br /&gt;You must be that guy I called two weeks ago.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NIKO&lt;br /&gt;Yes, I was caught up with friend activities.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUDE IN A SUIT&lt;br /&gt;Pain in the ass, ain't they?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NIKO&lt;br /&gt;Let's get to the point. I am here for the money.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUDE IN A SUIT&lt;br /&gt;Some metaphor about the American Dream and money.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NIKO&lt;br /&gt;Cut the crap, will you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUDE IN A SUIT&lt;br /&gt;I'm gonna kill your cousin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NIKO&lt;br /&gt;Oh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUDE IN A SUIT&lt;br /&gt;Unless...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NIKO&lt;br /&gt;Unless?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUDE IN A SUIT&lt;br /&gt;Unless you kill a guy halfway across Liberty. He's a juror or something and jurors are bad for business I think.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NIKO&lt;br /&gt;And you'll let me and my cousin walk free?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUDE IN A SUIT&lt;br /&gt;Sure, if you do the same thing four times, only for me to stab you in the back and run you out of this particular neighborhood.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NIKO&lt;br /&gt;Sounds easy enough.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUDE IN A SUIT&lt;br /&gt;Also, you're gonna need a suit. Go to Perseus.</html>
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