1.0 link Rainbow Dash Network http://rainbowdash.net/ Matt (zeldatra) http://rainbowdash.net/zeldatra http://rainbowdash.net/notice/4011202 @<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/29817" class="url" title="Quinn Memes Bachman"><span class="fn nickname mention">bonesbones</span></a></span> &quot;The creator of Knack, Blizzard Games, spiraled into insanity. Resentful of the human race, he poured his hatred and his cruelty into a game called Angry Bird. In this game, you played as a soulless serial rapist, as he tries to jump over the graphics from Mario. Then, in a guerrilla marketing stunt, Pewdiepie made a deal with Dream Boy so he could only make blogs about crappy bird, so then all the dick-sucker kids went out and started buying Happy Bird so then the maker of Tracking Bird who was a FrankerZing batcave shut it down so he could make Minecraft, then Minecraft comes out, Pewdiepie goes &quot;OH, THIS GAME IS A NIPPLE&quot;.&quot;