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 <title>Rarity (rarity)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Feb-16 23:48:17 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Rarity (rarity)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/17847&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Mattimation&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;mrmattimation&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; The year is 2020.  Guillermo del Toro calls a press conference to announce his new project.  All of us mech-heads salivate and attend, staring at our savior as we await our giant robot Rapture. Guillermo walks out on stage.  He's greeted by thunderous applause.  &amp;quot;I have gathered you today for a very important announcement.  I'm working on something you have all been waiting for a long time.&amp;quot;  The crowd is shaking with excitement.  &amp;quot;I am proud to announce, the Pacifiiic...&amp;quot; del Toro lingers on the word, feeding off of the anticipation and pure joy of his fans, before continuing, &amp;quot;release date for Hellboy 3!&amp;quot;  del Toro flips off the crowd and attempts to moonwalk off stage, but is tripped by an enraged fan and died from head trauma.  We never get our robots.</html>
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