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 <title>Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Friday, 04-Mar-16 05:20:13 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Zenneth (zennx)</author_name>
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 <html>so, if you have any intention of getting married here's my personal piece of advice:&lt;br /&gt;If your mother-in-law to be acts in anyway like this one &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJg1zRgkbno&quot; title=&quot;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJg1zRgkbno&quot; class=&quot;attachment thumbnail&quot; id=&quot;attachment-834278&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow external&quot;&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJg1zRgkbno&lt;/a&gt; you have 2 choices:&lt;br /&gt;1- Press the Eject button&lt;br /&gt;2- Make sure you stay AT LEAST a full continent away from her, so you only have to see her once every 3 years&lt;br /&gt;[gritting teeth] In completely related news, guess who's going to be here for Easter[/gritting teeth]</html>
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