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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Sunday, 06-Mar-16 22:10:04 UTC</title>
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 <html>The guy on twitter who gives you 20 minutes to arrive at a location for an ass kicking favoured my tweet about coming to a location for an ass kicking.  So I have that going for me, I guess.</html>
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