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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 07-Mar-16 11:16:51 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)</author_name>
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 <html>I had a dream that the next Mario Kart's gimmick was going to be cosplay powerups.  Like you pick up a gold box and it gives you like, a Bowser hat or something, and then you could bash through stuff.  Or a Yoshi hat could allow you to swallow an enemy racer and poop them out in an egg.  Hire me, Nintendo.</html>
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