1.0 link Rainbow Dash Network http://rainbowdash.net/ Zenneth (zennx) http://rainbowdash.net/zennx http://rainbowdash.net/notice/4118905 I'm redoing my parody play of Romeo And Juliet<br />Trying to remove some of the dead parts, while keeping the fun ones<br />Here are a few excerpts:<br />[Mercutio] (played really bad the whole play, under the excuse that the actor wanted to do Romeo, and is not really motivated to do the Mercutio)<br />(monotone)oh, no, I have been stabbed, oh, damn, blast and another damn, a plague on both your houses, oh damn, I'm a goner, goodbye. (look at backstage) Was that all right?<br />[Romeo]<br />(angry) NO! MERCUTIO, MY BROTHER, SLAIN!<br />[Mercutio]<br />(monotone) Bummer, innit?<br /><br />[Juliet] (standing on top of a dieing Romeo)<br />(Desperate)No, my love, cursed be time, for it was him who killed you, but I shall join you soon! (grab dagger) Is this a dagger I see before me?<br />[Romeo]<br />Wrong play.<br />[Juliet]<br />Don't care (stab self)