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 <title>Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Mar-16 07:57:34 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Zenneth (zennx)</author_name>
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 <html>Once I dreamt I was traveling with a wizard, and our quest was to find the best metal band name EVER.&lt;br /&gt;At this one point I attacked and was ripped apart limb from limb by giants after being re-assembled by magic, we talked about the event&lt;br /&gt;Me:&amp;quot;OK, so the quest is done&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Wiz:&amp;quot;No, the name isn't metal enough&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;The hell are you talking about Torn Apart By Giants is the most metal thing ever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;While I have to admit seeing someone being Torn Apart By Giants metal as FrankerZ, the term itself sounds more like a emo/punk band name&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;We continued our adventure&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;another dream I once had involved me getting into a shouting contest with a bear, and I shouted so hard the bear turned into a portal, once inside the portal I found this HUGE dragon that was riding an equally HUGE Harley bike&lt;br /&gt;I climbed onto the dragon's back and we flew over plains of fire as I did a kickass guitar solo whilst having sex with a sexy lady&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The point I'm trying to make is that the dreams from Inception ain't got apple on mine</html>
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