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 <title>Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Monday, 25-Apr-16 05:20:46 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Zenneth (zennx)</author_name>
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 <html>We've been trying to find either a dojo or a fighting school near our area&lt;br /&gt;unsurprisingly, due to it being a city with 3 schools and have a multi-facility college, there's 6&lt;br /&gt;we've been to 4 so far, and they've sucked&lt;br /&gt;one &amp;quot;sensei&amp;quot; (shotokan karate) insisted he HAD to demonstrate how great his teaching was, so he spent about 15 minutes preforming katas, to what my sister replied with &amp;quot;If we wanted to see a middle age man pretending to be an angry tiger we'd just stay home and watch Bear Grylls &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;so he took exception to that, claiming he was a 4th Dan, and that she had no idea what she was talking about&lt;br /&gt;so challenged him, he wins we enroll for a year, she wins we take the dojo sign and we get to burn his belt in front of his students&lt;br /&gt;so long story short, she's now the proud owner of a very ugly and also very heavy sign</html>
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