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 <title>Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Apr-16 23:13:37 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Zenneth (zennx)</author_name>
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 <html>Mentally advanced is my favorite MLP abridged series, mostly kuz it points out the absurdity of the episode plots.&lt;br /&gt;Why the balls would you try to negotiate with a dragon?&lt;br /&gt;It's a fire-breathing razor-clawed gale-winged reptile that towers over most of their buildings&lt;br /&gt;what would you coerce it with?&lt;br /&gt;what ever it is you have and the dragon wants it would just rip you to shreds and take it&lt;br /&gt;also, why does no one notice that there's a cherrying HYDRA living about 10 minutes from town&lt;br /&gt;One day that damned thing is gonna decide to have a snack and it's just gonna come into town and eat everyone&lt;br /&gt;also, the town has no night watch&lt;br /&gt;a Potato Knishesing star bear walked into town and totaled half the city&lt;br /&gt;and it was just a baby that was probably grumpy from being awoken&lt;br /&gt;the mom is out there and 10 times bigger and about 50 times stronger&lt;br /&gt;they should fortify the town, get a Fluffle Puffing moat at least, they have a river flowing through town</html>
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