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 <title>heartstring's status on Saturday, 20-Aug-11 21:38:11 UTC</title>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/2749&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Eli Hekel&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;musicssound&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; The universe would implode if Rupaul rapped about the days of the week while Rod Blagojevich played the kazoo and Twilight Sparkle parachuted from an airplane doing barrel rolls over Scranton.</html>
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