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 <title>Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Sunday, 05-Jun-16 04:29:29 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Zenneth (zennx)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/60&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Scribus Mustella&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;scribus&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; I WILL NOT ALLOW DISTORTIONS OF SCALE AS A MEANS TO CONVEY DEEPER MEANING IN MY HOUSE/FRIDGE&lt;br /&gt;do you know where this leads to?&lt;br /&gt;ornamental pillows, that's where!&lt;br /&gt;they mean to convey comfort, but when you try to sit on them you'll either slip and slouch or be stuck in a very uncomfortable position.&lt;br /&gt;And don't even get me started on those ghastly tiny scented candles that are never lit&lt;br /&gt;they are ridiculous and smell of ass after a month&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and fancy dinnerware, oh, yes, we have this gorgeous set of plates and cups, but we NEVER cherryING USE THEM.&lt;br /&gt;NOT UNDER MY ROOF DAMN YOU&lt;br /&gt;OVER MY DEAD AND DRIED CARCACE</html>
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