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 <title>Ivy (ivy)'s status on Friday, 10-Jun-16 01:45:14 UTC</title>
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 <html>Why do ghosts ride the elevator? To raise their spirits. Where do football players go to get their new uniform? New Jersey. How did Rome get split in two? With a pair of &amp;quot;Ceasers&amp;quot;. I have sum math jokes. What do you call a dinosaur that flies? A dinoSOAR. When is a door not a door? When its ajar. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.</html>
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