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 <title>Ivy (ivy)'s status on Friday, 10-Jun-16 02:15:49 UTC</title>
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 <html>Venison for dinner? Oh deer! I tried to catch fog but I mist. Russia was slow to recover after WW2 because it kept Stalin around. I tried to make an agriculture joke but it was too corny. Acupuncture therapists get on my nerves. Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak. I make jokes so someone can talk to me because I am extremely lonely. Velco: What a ripoff! I also hate paper, its tear-able. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. When chemists die, they barium.</html>
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