1.0 link Rainbow Dash Network http://rainbowdash.net/ LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze) http://rainbowdash.net/lcplazureblaze http://rainbowdash.net/notice/4218529 Me: <b>*Cleaning ruler with paper towel*</b><br />Master Gunnery Sgt: Stop cleaning that. It looks weird.<br />Me: <b>*Turns around and continues cleaning it looking like I'm jerking off*</b><br />Master Gunnery Sgt: Didn't I tell you to stop cleaning that?<br />Me: Yes, Master Gunnery Sgt.<br />Master Gunnery Sgt: So, what would you do if I shoved that thing up your ass?<br />Me: I'd have to clean it again Master Gunnery Sgt.