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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 24-Dec-16 20:36:06 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Matt (zeldatra)</author_name>
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 <html>Have needles pulled from your balls or have Amy Schumer text you her every joke for three weeks straight (YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE!!!!!!!)</html>
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