1.0 link Rainbow Dash Network http://rainbowdash.net/ LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze) http://rainbowdash.net/lcplazureblaze http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5020542 I got caught with a pet lizard that I caught and kept inside my barracks room. My commanding officer and staff non commissioned officer sat me down and asked me what the hell. I told them that his name was Spike and that I was teaching him how to breathe fire. They laughed and this is how the rest of the conversation went: Them: how'd you feel when you let him go? Me: sad of course. Them: why? Me: because I had bonded with him. Them: how long did you have him? Me: two days. They laughed again... Something tells me I'm not getting paperwork for this but now they call me Mr. Spike...