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 <title>Astra (astra)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Sep-11 01:19:04 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Astra (astra)</author_name>
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 <html>Don't look at me like that! I have proof positive!  Go to the page for the studio hosting the convention (&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.allenstreetstudios.com/&quot; title=&quot;http://www.allenstreetstudios.com/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow external&quot;&gt;http://www.allenstreetstudios.com/&lt;/a&gt;). Watch the slideshow . . . Did you see that?!  That guy who suddenly teleports in?  POOF! INSTANTLY! If they would open up those teleporters, I could set up a stable global transporter network, we could ALL go to BroNYCon, we could negotiate a peace with the Diamond Dogs, and Princess Celestia would HAVE to invite me over for tea and biscuits! But noooOOOooo!</html>
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