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 <title>Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Friday, 23-Sep-11 00:44:50 UTC</title>
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 <html>So I went to Target this morning, and I asked for a Rarity pony. So they said &amp;quot;Sorry, we don't have Rarity ponies.&amp;quot; And then I said &amp;quot;I think you're lying.&amp;quot; And then they offered me 20 acres and a mule, and then I arrested them for racism.</html>
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