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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 20-May-21 06:41:10 UTC</title>
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 <html>Writers should all aspire to write like Dan Houser and DJ Pooh did on San Andreas:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1: Mission giver doing something completely random and unrelated to the rest of the scene&lt;br /&gt;2: CJ walks in, asks what's going on&lt;br /&gt;3: He doesn't get an explanation.&lt;br /&gt;4: Instead, he is given a completely unreasonable task, often involving committing terroristic acts&lt;br /&gt;5: &amp;quot;For sho', man, anything for the homies! :)&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;6: Cutscene ends, mission ensues</html>
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