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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 26-Aug-22 18:31:29 UTC</title>
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 <html>Just had a English customer ask where salad cream was. I, the self-proclaimed British expert after a two week stay there, thought that was a weird English word for salad dressing and took him to that section. But no. Salad cream is actually a real thing, we don’t have it in the US, but it’s very similar to mayonnaise. So today I learned that the British put mayonnaise on their salads. What the grape, Britain?</html>
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