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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 26-Nov-22 09:42:44 UTC</title>
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 <html>Just woke up from a dream that Elon Musk had developed a portable oxygen bubble that you could activate from your phone on a subscription model and on the day it launched the service drained the earth of all of its oxygen due to a programming fault, which led to only the people with the subscription being able to breathe and most others dying. Wrote every detail down because it’d make a great satirical disaster film. Back to sleep with me.</html>
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