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 <title>Scribus (scribus)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jun-26 20:25:55 UTC</title>
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 <html>So for a few weeks now I've been dying my muttonchops and moustache blue. Today at work someone asked me, a big white guy with a blue beard, if I was trying to look like Papa Smurf, the famously small blue guy with a white beard. I had no response in the moment and continue to lack one aside from pointing out the direct opposition of every point of comparison.</html>
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