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 <title>Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Monday, 26-Sep-11 03:37:47 UTC</title>
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 <html>AppleBloom was sitting in class doing math problems when Cheerille picked her to answer a question, &amp;quot;AppleBloom, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;None,&amp;quot; replied AppleBloom, &amp;quot;cause the rest would fly away.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Well, the answer is four,&amp;quot; said Cheerilee, &amp;quot;but I like the way you're thinking.&amp;quot; AppleBloom says, &amp;quot;I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Well,&amp;quot; said Cheerilee nervously, &amp;quot;I guess the one sucking the cone.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No,&amp;quot; said Little AppleBloom, &amp;quot;the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking.&amp;quot;</html>
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