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 <title>Patch (patch)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Dec-11 12:36:04 UTC</title>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/3591&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Colin Thrasher&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;lightningcrash&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Well, take solace here, friend. And beer, if you're of age. Also, I am by no means trying make light of your situation, but as one who is often in the grip of his own emotions the way a seal is in the grip in a killer whale's jaws, I offer this: &lt;a href=&quot;http://s3.amazonaws.com/giles/dirfwads_062410/2006-07-123p48.gif&quot; title=&quot;http://s3.amazonaws.com/giles/dirfwads_062410/2006-07-123p48.gif&quot; class=&quot;attachment&quot; id=&quot;attachment-41577&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow external&quot;&gt;http://s3.amazonaws.com/giles/dirfwads_062410/2006-07-123p48.gif&lt;/a&gt;</html>
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