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 <title>Patch (patch)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Dec-11 19:35:02 UTC</title>
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 <url>http://rainbowdash.net/notice/825747</url>
 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/2127&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Joseph N.&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;jinny&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; @&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/1948&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Cerulean Spark&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;ceruleanspark&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; But if you put a pet in lingerie (under a sweater) and put a gift card in one of its garters, and set it atop a Kenmore dishwasher, you're set.</html>
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