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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:46:52 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/1235&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Henrik Westerlund&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;synkk&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Because I don't really have a wife?  T̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶o̶d̶y̶.̶</html>
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