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 <title>naa's status on Saturday, 31-Dec-11 23:37:50 UTC</title>
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 <html>Heard the funniest story from my aunt when we were in the pub earlier. They were going over the Clfton Suspension Bridge back in Bristol, there was a sign there with a number for people to call if...well, they were thinking about jumping off of the bridge. A cousin of mine (4 years old at the time) then proceeds to ask &amp;quot;Why would you call that number, do they jump off the bridge for ya?&amp;quot; I then proceeded to laugh my apples off so hard it hurt for 5 minutes or so xD</html>
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