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 <title>sb42 (sb42)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jan-12 04:41:10 UTC</title>
 <author_name>sb42 (sb42)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/4320&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Nerthos Nyaa&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;nerthos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; =O Wow. Nice! They say a Dashie can: cure non-brony-ness; teleport you to the earth if you are on the moon; slam a revolving door; give you up, let you down, run around, and desert you (even though she would never do that!); slam a revolving door; walk into Mordor; hold ALL the limes; place a portal through a portal; click the unclickable button; make a slinky go up the stairs; speak braille; delete the recycling bin; eat water; find the holy grail; beat the Rabbit of Caerbannog; oh but I digress. This post would go on longer than &amp;quot;Lorem ipsum sit dolor amet...&amp;quot; if I were to list ALL the things a Dashie can do...</html>
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