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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 30-Jan-12 16:15:23 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/1948&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Cerulean Spark&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;ceruleanspark&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; He'd never hurt anyone.  Some say that he invented the hostess trolley. And that he goes to the same dance class as John Sergeant. All we know is, he's called The Stig.</html>
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