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 <title>Karkat Vantas (carcinogeneticist)'s status on Saturday, 14-May-11 01:17:30 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Karkat Vantas (carcinogeneticist)</author_name>
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 <html>HELLO STRANGE MUTATED(I JUST SATIRICALLY CALLED YOU MUTATED, BECAUSE I'M TECHNICALLY A MUTANT TOO) MUSCLEBEASTS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE, I AM KARKAT VANTAS THE GREATEST THRESHECUTIONER IN THE UNIVERSE. MY STATE OF BEING THE GREATEST THRESHECUTIONER IN THE UNIVERSE IS ALSO A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT SO IF I WERE A MUTANT MUSCLEPONY OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU bananasS ARE I WOULD *STILL* BE AN AWESOME THRESHECUTIONER. OH RIGHT, LET ME GET OFF THE SITE BEFORE TEREZI STARTS TRYING TO LICK YOUR LOGO.</html>
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