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 <title>Steve D. (delc17)'s status on Monday, 16-May-11 07:30:01 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Steve D. (delc17)</author_name>
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 <html>#&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/nsfw&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;nsfw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Derp-Y:
Hey there doctor, here’s another snack attack
Cuz I’m phat, and I’m hyper, time to lose that piper
And now it’s time to approach
You little wannabe foal, you can just croak, so I hope
That your fans understand what you’re saying is crazy
Just shut your face, cuz you’re yappin is making me
Wanna toss hay, wanna toss jewels, wanna toss wild oats
Hey, watch for the flank, bro
Cuz this is “The Derpy”, and now it’s the season
To let the real muffinlovin b’s in
You’re just a foal who found a box and now you factor
That you can travel through time, and make it as an actor
Fixin problems, for fillies who idoled you 
But you regret it now, when you met with Derpy Hooves
(Hey D, he tried to make you into a fake)
But Derpy Hooves proved that he’s just a cupcake
How come one minute Doctor Whooves is an earth guy
And the next he’s a Pegasus like little ol Fluttershy
So brony please, brony please, don’t trot to these
Muffinlovin real B’s</html>
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