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  1. Why is Homer’s car green for the entirety of “Homer Loves Flanders”

    about 11 days ago from web
    • There were three Sideshow Bob episodes before there was an Apu episode.

      about 11 days ago from web
    • Kinda weird to think about how Apu’s first “starring” role in a Simpsons episode was five seasons in.

      about 11 days ago from web
      • So I've got a friend who wants to go ghost hunting and I'm looking at buying holy water on ebay but I kind of think I could just make my own (if I got ordained online) so.........

        about 13 days ago from web
      • What an ultra-maroon.... http://time.com/5499678/house-republicans-slam-steve-king-white-supremacist-comments/

        about 12 days ago from web
      • @thelastgherkin # http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/873664

        about 11 days ago from web
      • Sup

        about 12 days ago from web
        • @fluttershythetree Well, I was just thinking on how I miss the 80s and early 90s trend of making a kid-friendly version of or tie-in to a decidedly non-kiddie property. Like the Rambo cartoon, or Beetlejuice toys. I kind of wish they made a Breaking Bad Saturday morning cartoon, you know? Except, obviously, since we can't deal meth, he bakes cookies! And Jessie needs a new catchphrase....

          about 12 days ago in context
      • Oh wait isn't it winter?

        about 13 days ago from web
        • And my everlasting # https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TguVKVwqrwU #

          about 13 days ago from web
          • So we had two different kinds of whisk(e)y left over from New Years, and long story short # https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K13hH0pJx5s

            about 13 days ago from web
            • just (finally) beat the GTA Online Doomsday Heist that was released back in 2017, it’s a really cool and often overlooked addition to the game that I think is probably ignored because it doesn’t fit the narrative that the game is a grind fest. The heist finale is totally bonkers and off-the-rails and the payout for playing it on hard mode (I got $1.5 million since I did most of the challenges as well) is really rewarding and worth the effort. My only complaint is the ridiculous difficulty spike in the third act of the heist, since Elon Musk’s Alex Jones clone super soldiers are really buff and numerous in some of the missions, the game felt artificially padded by how much my friends and I died.

              about 13 days ago from web
              • http://rainbowdash.net/url/873643 mini update

                about 13 days ago from web
              • (Only available in small and extra small sizes)

                about 14 days ago from web
                • new Trump-brand condoms: build a wall around your cherry

                  about 14 days ago from web
                  • God help me but sometimes I miss Homestuck

                    about 14 days ago from web
                  • I hate this. I hate not being able to do anything. I just had a furloughed government worker come in and ask me for a part time job because that retard in the White House refuses to reopen the government until he gets funding for his papayaty ineffective wall. I’ve had to deal with multiple customers who will be losing their welfare benefits next week and won’t be able to feed their families. Still other customers have told me stories about how they have to go into work anyway but they won’t know when or if they’ll see their next paychecks.

                    about 14 days ago from web
                    • Like god, I'm sure some of you wonder if I'm still here. I am! I even fix this thing when it falls apart still.

                      about 14 days ago from web
                    • Aw, Potato Knishes, I voted for the wrong guy, the other one wanted to get rid of toll booths. I AM PRO-WHOEVER WANTS TO GET RID OF TOLLBOOTHS

                      about 15 days ago from web
                    • Whoa. (This is the election I voted in today.) http://rainbowdash.net/url/873629

                      about 15 days ago from web
                      • brown man votes for blue woman, more at 11

                        about 15 days ago from web
                      • I did it http://rainbowdash.net/url/873626

                        about 15 days ago from web
                        • It’s Election Day again! Will I ever escape this nightmare of constantly voting?

                          about 15 days ago from web
                          • My only post to be flagged http://rainbowdash.net/url/873624

                            about 16 days ago from web
                          • Munches on dinner while scrolls through the chat 8-Q *3---

                            about 16 days ago from web
                          • Or, what if ghosts, even?

                            about 16 days ago from web
                            • But seriously what if aliens?

                              about 16 days ago from web
                              • haha I forgot what I was gonna say but I guarantee it was dumb

                                about 16 days ago from web
                                • ash ketchup, hey guys new parody idea

                                  about 16 days ago from web
                                  • i forgot all about the episode of always sunny where they literally kill a child

                                    about 16 days ago from web
                                  • Status: Able-bodied, straight, half-white, cis man, still miserable

                                    about 16 days ago from web