A$AP Matt (mrmattimation)

  1. Gonna roofie all of my friends and force them to watch Detective Pikachu starring Ryan Reynolds as Pikachu in theaters with me

    about a day ago from web
  2. @adiwan creepypasta

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  3. @oracle there’s a really simple explanation for that inconsistency... it’s not the Prime timeline. In the Prime timeline, Kahn also killed Spock, not Captain Kirk, and in Abrams’ films, the opposite happened. There are a million other differences between the two worlds, and THAT’S the one that upsets you?

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  4. Speaking of incels, I spent entirely too long staring at my reflection in the bus window today, and I am bummed. Out.

    about 6 days ago from web
  5. Spongebob was an incel.

    about 6 days ago from web
  6. @scribus Yeah they shut down my coverage of last night’s election and revoked my ability to stream for ninety days. No idea why, my account is showing no copyright strikes, no community guideline strikes, it’s not even showing me that I have an uploaded video that breaks any rules. The support team has been absolutely no help so far.

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  7. What a wild night. Got banned from live-streaming on YouTube, and the Democrats took the House.

    about 7 days ago from web in context
  8. Hey, what’s up, gamers

    about 9 days ago from web
  9. Fallout 76 is really fun! Like Fallout 4 except now my idiotic, borderline suicidal battle tactics are a detriment to myself AND those around me.

    about 14 days ago from web
  10. http://rainbowdash.net/url/872980

    about 15 days ago from web
  11. @scribus I don’t have any actual beefs with any Hispanic characters either, even though most of them are crazy outdated stereotypes. My point was that, REGARDLESS of how anybody felt about them, and despite how outdated and misrepresentative those characters ARE, NOBODY is calling for the removal of ANY of them. Like I said last night I’ve just grown increasingly frustrated with the Apu discourse over the last week and it kind of boiled over.

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  12. And that’s gonna be my last thought on the matter. Like I said before, if it wasn’t announced that Apu would be written out, I wouldn’t have noticed, because he hasn’t been a major character on the show in years. I’m just growing increasingly frustrated with the discourse.

    about 16 days ago from web
  13. I’ve been bullied about my race before, and I’ve been called “Speedy Gonzalez”, and I’m not even Mexican. But those people were not taught by Speedy Gonzalez to be racist. They’d have found a different name to call me. Apu didn’t inspire racism, racists used Apu’s name to justify their already-present beliefs.

    about 16 days ago from web
  14. Do you know why I like animation so much? It’s because I don’t have to be me. I’m lanky, pasty, terrifyingly skinny, and taller than Bigfoot. I have huge, puffy lips and an ungodly forehead. My facial hair grows like pubic hair, and my regular hair looks like if Shaggy Rogers did meth. I don’t have to be... any of those things. I can make a cartoon where I play a buff black guy on Mars. I can be a hairless dwarf who’s just escaped from a government lab. I can be the President of the United States of America, and I don’t even have to win Ohio. I can make whatever I want and I can be whoever I want. And nobody can tell me I’m not that person. Because they can’t see my face. That’s why, despite everything I’ve said tonight, I don’t despise Bumblebee Man. Or Consuela. Or Dr. Nick, or Speedy Gonzalez, or Sheen Estevez. Because they’re cartoons. They can do and be ANYTHING. And I think that’s magical. And I’d like to think if I were Indian, I’d feel the same way about Apu.

    about 16 days ago from web
  15. So what makes Apu special? Why does Hari Kondabolu think he deserves special treatment, when the rest of us have to deal with the same kind of treatment by the media, if not worse?

    about 16 days ago from web
  16. Every Scottish character wears a kilt, except characters played by David Tennant, but he fakes an English accent in everything he does!

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  17. And I have a feeling Mormons ain’t too happy that South Park and Mitt Romney are the only reasons that people know Mormons still exist. African Americans PROBABLY aren’t thrilled that Cleveland Brown and Madea are the two most popular black characters in the 21st century. And how do you think Italians feel about MARIO?

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  18. Where are all of the documentaries about how Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio, both self-confessed supporters of child murder, are the sole representations of Hispanics in American politics?

    about 16 days ago from web
  19. Do you know who the most powerful Hispanic guy in America was under Obama? ALSO Ted Cruz!

    about 16 days ago from web
  20. And hey, don’t get me started on how Hispanics are represented in politics. The most powerful Hispanic guy in America right now is Ted Cruz. How do you think that makes ME feel?

    about 16 days ago from web
  21. And that’s my essay on why The Problem With Apu as a member of literally any other minority group makes you wanna punch Hari Kondabolu in the face. But hey, come watch my new TruTV documentary, The Problem with Consuela.

    about 16 days ago from web
  22. Hari Kondabolu is lucky he has an Indian character to hate at all! Cuz if I made a documentary about how much I hate a Hispanic cartoon character, odds are nobody watching it would even know the character EXISTS.

    about 16 days ago from web
  23. I can’t relate to SPEEDY GONZALES! He’s a MOUSE! Maybe—just maybe—none of this MATTERS, because they’re all cartoons. The problem with Apu is that people are more outraged about HIM than the fact that every Hispanic cartoon character is a housemaid, the leader of a multi-national drug cartel, a guy who’s working seventeen hours a day on Mitt Romney’s estate with an expired or nonexistent work visa, or a mouse in a sombrero!

    about 16 days ago from web
  24. I can count the amount of Hispanic-American cartoon characters on mainstream TV on one hand, none of them are Puerto Rican, and one of them is this lady (voiced by Mike Henry, a white actor). In fact, I’m struggling to think of a single Hispanic character in ANY animated media, save for my namesake in My Little Brony (whose Hispanic heritage is touched on lightly, if at all), to actually be voiced by a Hispanic actor (and I’m guilty of vocal blackface, whiteface, orangeface...) Hispanic characters in media are often portrayed as illegal immigrants or drug dealers. Or both. On The Simpsons, we have a whopping TWO Hispanic characters—one of them is batcaveing Bumblebee Man, and the other one is Dr. Nick maybe. I don’t sound like cherryin’ Dr. Nick. I don’t know a SINGLE Hispanic person that sounds like Dr. Nick. AND he’s incompetent! But APU, the hard-working ladies man with a DOCTORATE in COMPUTER SCIENCE, is the problem? http://rainbowdash.net/url/872979

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  25. gonna be streaming a spoOOOOOOOOooooky game tonight. here's the thumbnail http://rainbowdash.net/url/872978

    about 17 days ago from web
  26. This scene is done mostly with tweens but I still wanted it to look KIND OF organic. The solution? Smear frames! http://rainbowdash.net/url/872976

    about 18 days ago from web
  27. HotDiggedyDemon made a really good video about the subject few days ago. https://youtu.be/F68l9FozxJ8

    about 18 days ago from web
  28. Apparently they're gonna be writing Apu out of The Simpsons starting this season. I know that these days he's sort of a controversial character and a lot of people don't like him, and I'm not really one to complain about PC culture, but Apu's character goes beyond his ethnicity, and I think the people who called for his removal ignored that. With that being said, I’m not going to pretend this is a tragedy. Ultimately, whatever they choose to do with the character on The Simpsons is up to them. Apu's been out of focus for several years now, so I can't say that his absence would be a huge deal, because that would be disingenuous. The Simpsons is also a much different show now than it was thirty years ago. Almost none of the original writers are still on the show, and a few of them are even younger than the show itself. If their vision of the show doesn't include Apu, I can't really fault them.

    about 18 days ago from web in context
  29. I feel really bad about emulating John K.’s style sometimes on account of John K’s a statutory rapist

    about 19 days ago from web
  30. you know, i think i drew him LESS crazy here than he has been this week in real life http://rainbowdash.net/url/872972

    about 19 days ago from web in context