Angry Liberal (mrmattimation)

  1. I’ve been at work for less than an hour and I’ve had to write up two different employees, this blows

    about 32 minutes ago from web
  2. Filed my taxes early for once this year. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875428

    about 2 hours ago from web
  3. Just shaved my balls so that girls aren’t as grossed out when I send them a picture of my balls

    about a day ago from web
  4. hopefully I can launch Swole Foods in a post-post-Trump america so that when I start blasting my leftist propaganda in the form of comedy nobody will suspect a thing

    about a day ago from web
  5. surrogate found out she wasn’t carrying a baby: it was a very large poop

    about 2 days ago from web
  6. @scribus I mean the “elder statespeople” are all working to cover up crimes committed by the White House so do we really need them

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  7. Pretty good argument for term limits in Congress: there’s a disturbing amount of Senators who can now say they were the jurors at two separate impeachment trials.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  8. i am officially declaring Joe Biden the 2020 underdog on account of how far the media seems to be going to “overcorrect” polling after 2016. Trump has somewhere between an 80 and 100% chance of re-election, if the media is to be believed.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  9. the closest I can think of is endgame Civ where you have to bribe all of the city-states into voting for your world congress resolutions.

    about 2 days ago from web
  10. Is there a strategy game out there that basically puts you in the shoes of a politician? Like you have to get support from factions and deal with oppositions and run a government and whatnot? That sounds like something I could play for years

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  11. maybe if I vote for trump he’ll come over to my house and step on my balls like I keep asking

    about 2 days ago from web
  12. Halo Reach is still fun

    about 4 days ago from web
  13. Ah, yes, taxes are coming up. What are we gonna do on the bed, Uncle Sam?

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  14. EXPOSED: New CIA Papers Reveal Kennedy’s Head “Just Did That”

    about 5 days ago from web
  15. damn can’t believe 53 Senators just committed perjury right just now

    about 7 days ago from web in context
  16. @scribus dude was being really weird with kids AND he kept asking black people what they thought about Dungle Trungle. Double whammy.

    about 9 days ago from web in context
  17. how horrifying was that? you decide!

    about 9 days ago from web
  18. pretty sure I just kicked Pony out of my store

    about 9 days ago from web in context
  19. recently I had been under the impression that just anyone could do it

    about 12 days ago from web
  20. @scribus yeah I just kinda have it off in another window while I’m working because it’s very low-maintenance and i think I’m gonna go ahead and try to get myself impeached or something cus this whole “being president” thing is very hard

    about 12 days ago from web in context
  21. started playing NationStates to pass the time and my country became a third world country within minutes, do not ever elect me to any office

    about 13 days ago from web in context
  22. the original title for this script was horrible so instead of coming up with a better title I just made it as horrible as possible http://rainbowdash.net/url/875414

    about 13 days ago from web
  23. I’ve been looking at cameras for a live action project and i just thought about how I can use it for rotoscoping myself

    about 13 days ago from web
  24. How is it 2020 and I still haven’t applein figured out how to make my CGI look like the backgrounds from Tarzan

    about 13 days ago from web
  25. what’s up gamers http://rainbowdash.net/url/875413

    about 13 days ago from web
  26. @scribus what’re they gonna do? evict you?

    about 14 days ago from web in context
  27. @tiff @scribus thanks, admittedly I don’t 100% know what’s going to happen, it’s a friend I know through work and I found out about it through an announcement that was made to the management team about it. I don’t know how serious it is, if it’s treatable, etc. etc. Maybe I’m overreacting. Maybe this ends up being nothing after a round of chemo and a surgery. I hope that’s the case but I know almost nothing about it and I’m supposed to be pretend everything’s normal.

    about 14 days ago from web in context
  28. (obviously that’s not the big problem here but it’s what I’m choosing to focus on because the other thing is horrible)

    about 14 days ago from web
  29. Kinda hard to take your mind off of your dying friend when you have to take over her shifts at work

    about 14 days ago from web
  30. Just learned a friend has brain cancer. Ngl, that’s kind of a huge bummer

    about 15 days ago from web in context