Angry Liberal (mrmattimation)

  1. @scribus I’m of the opinion that Russian trolls themselves are responsible for the more recent narrative about Russian interference. I mean, it’s what I would do if in was trying to sow discoed and dissent.

    about a day ago from web in context
  2. I could go on for a while. Point is I eat a lot of free food.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  3. And meatballs

    about 2 days ago from web
  4. And deviled egg salad

    about 2 days ago from web
  5. And cucumber salad

    about 2 days ago from web
  6. And coleslaw

    about 2 days ago from web
  7. And pasta salad

    about 2 days ago from web
  8. And potato salad

    about 2 days ago from web
  9. I hate working in the deli. Worst job in the whole store. Only bright side is I get to sample every single meat and cheese under the sun

    about 2 days ago from web
  10. Might be flying out to Los Angeles in June for about a week. Should be interesting

    about 3 days ago from web
  11. “Stronger than You” but it’s a Kanye West-produced remix

    about 3 days ago from web
  12. Which I think in a way contributed to my confusion. The only person I knew personally who used the pan sexual term just used it interchangeably anyway.

    about 3 days ago from web
  13. @tiff I guess this makes sense. My pan/bi ex used them interchangeably because, in her own words, “bi” was easier for people to understand in casual conversation and “pan” was technically more correct, though she didn’t mind being called either.

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  14. in a clear power grab by Democrats, Virginia has just repealed mandatory segregation

    about 3 days ago from web
  15. (Not that I condone using the name “Hussein” disparagingly, it just makes more sense to me as an American who grew up in the 2000s than grapeing “Rodham”.

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  16. Using Hillary Rodham Clinton’s full name disparagingly always felt super goofy to me. They didn’t call her that when she was a Senator, or even the First Lady, right? So it feels like a successor to using Obama’s middle name disparagingly, but it just doesn’t work because there wasn’t a terrorist with the name “Rodham”.

    about 3 days ago from web
  17. Time for me to be a big boy and come out and admit that I don’t know the difference between bisexuals and pansexuals. I have heard each definition. My brain can not comprehend a difference.

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  18. We just got Coca Cola’s new energy drink in the store, I went ahead and took some before they hit the shelves to try it out. It’s pretty impressive in that it just tastes like Coke. So why’s everything else taste like it’s got gasoline in it?

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  19. 2016 was the return of Reaganomics. 2020’s gonna be the return of the Supreme Court deciding our elections for us

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  20. Maybe

    about 4 days ago from web
  21. I have more money saved up currently than I ever have in my entire life. Anyway that should get me through a single semester of college.

    about 4 days ago from web
  22. I’ve been playing Red Dead Redemption 2 for months and I never tried the online mode. A friend got the game last week so I booted it up today. Was way more fun than I thought it would be. We ended up playing for three hours, accomplishing absolutely nothing but still having a blast.

    about 4 days ago from web
  23. I wrote up an employee last night without giving my boss a heads up first, which I’m normally super hesitant to do. The guy’s a total prick and he’s been nasty to me and several customers for weeks now and I got sick of it, so I filled out the form. I came in today to learn, of course, that my boss threw it away.... because mine actually wasn’t harsh enough. He wrote his own that was waaaay more detailed.

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  24. @tiff you’re being kind of an f-word right now dude...........

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  25. I used to be a very angry kid. I’m still angry now, but it’s evolved into petty passive-aggressiveness. Part of that is that I don’t like confrontation anymore. The other part of it is that, as an adult in retail management, I can express myself with official documents so that everyone in the company knows what a prick you are. A lot more satisfying than hitting people, IMO

    about 6 days ago from web
  26. I’m basically crossing my fingers that his kid, who I work with, says enough nice things about me.

    about 8 days ago from web
  27. @scribus At the risk of sounding like a pompous, arrogant prick: I’m one of the most valuable employees here and everyone knows it. The store management team likes me. They all said they’d back me up to the best of their abilities. I’m not worried about them. The district manager has a habit of making problems “disappear”.

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  28. Good news: between the altercation last night and the official report being written up today, the lady dropped her bogus assault accusation. Bad news: the remaining stuff is really difficult to disprove because none of these cameras have microphones so it really comes down to my word versus hers.

    about 9 days ago from web in context
  29. hope everyone’s Valentine’s Day was good, I’ve been accused of sexual harassment by a shoplifter and might lose my job, I really wish I was joking

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  30. @mrmattimation potentially EVEN CHEAPER, lazier, and faster than the actual OG Squigglevision was - this is one single drawing, modified by a random seed in Adobe After Effects, which can be saved into a preset and applied to virtually any animation footage of any frame rate at any screen resolution with a single click - boil rate and intensity can be easily modified with a few clicks too. It’s like an instagram filter or something like that.

    about 11 days ago from web in context