Angry Liberal (mrmattimation)

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I could go on for a while. Point is I eat a lot of free food.

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And meatballs

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And deviled egg salad

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And cucumber salad

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And coleslaw

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And pasta salad

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And potato salad

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I hate working in the deli. Worst job in the whole store. Only bright side is I get to sample every single meat and cheese under the sun

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Might be flying out to Los Angeles in June for about a week. Should be interesting

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“Stronger than You” but it’s a Kanye West-produced remix

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Which I think in a way contributed to my confusion. The only person I knew personally who used the pan sexual term just used it interchangeably anyway.

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in a clear power grab by Democrats, Virginia has just repealed mandatory segregation

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(Not that I condone using the name “Hussein” disparagingly, it just makes more sense to me as an American who grew up in the 2000s than grapeing “Rodham”.

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Using Hillary Rodham Clinton’s full name disparagingly always felt super goofy to me. They didn’t call her that when she was a Senator, or even the First Lady, right? So it feels like a successor to using Obama’s middle name disparagingly, but it just doesn’t work because there wasn’t a terrorist with the name “Rodham”.

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Time for me to be a big boy and come out and admit that I don’t know the difference between bisexuals and pansexuals. I have heard each definition. My brain can not comprehend a difference.

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We just got Coca Cola’s new energy drink in the store, I went ahead and took some before they hit the shelves to try it out. It’s pretty impressive in that it just tastes like Coke. So why’s everything else taste like it’s got gasoline in it?

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2016 was the return of Reaganomics. 2020’s gonna be the return of the Supreme Court deciding our elections for us

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Maybe

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I have more money saved up currently than I ever have in my entire life. Anyway that should get me through a single semester of college.

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I’ve been playing Red Dead Redemption 2 for months and I never tried the online mode. A friend got the game last week so I booted it up today. Was way more fun than I thought it would be. We ended up playing for three hours, accomplishing absolutely nothing but still having a blast.

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I wrote up an employee last night without giving my boss a heads up first, which I’m normally super hesitant to do. The guy’s a total prick and he’s been nasty to me and several customers for weeks now and I got sick of it, so I filled out the form. I came in today to learn, of course, that my boss threw it away.... because mine actually wasn’t harsh enough. He wrote his own that was waaaay more detailed.

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I used to be a very angry kid. I’m still angry now, but it’s evolved into petty passive-aggressiveness. Part of that is that I don’t like confrontation anymore. The other part of it is that, as an adult in retail management, I can express myself with official documents so that everyone in the company knows what a prick you are. A lot more satisfying than hitting people, IMO

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I’m basically crossing my fingers that his kid, who I work with, says enough nice things about me.

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Good news: between the altercation last night and the official report being written up today, the lady dropped her bogus assault accusation. Bad news: the remaining stuff is really difficult to disprove because none of these cameras have microphones so it really comes down to my word versus hers.

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hope everyone’s Valentine’s Day was good, I’ve been accused of sexual harassment by a shoplifter and might lose my job, I really wish I was joking