A$AP Matt (mrmattimation)

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MLB 2 coming soon

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http://rainbowdash.net/url/872449

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!streaming http://rainbowdash.net/url/855563

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Also, I’m sorry, even if you’re SUPER easily offended, “this shower head is so weak it’s like getting peed on by a three year old” is so hilariously inoffensive. It’s like a toned down version of 12 year old edgelord humor.

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this background is part of a panning parallax. in order to facilitate that and also make it look painted, without losing any quality, i had to draw each layer as a separate 2K image in Manga Studio, export those at full quality and import them back into Animate. since Animate uses a software renderer, it isn't utilizing my GPU properly, which means this scene is veeerrrrrry slow-moving in the preview window before the final export. http://rainbowdash.net/url/872447

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Why does Pepsi sponsor the entire American South

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I’m at student orientation and my school is in Actual Virginia so all they have in the dining hall is Pepsi. :(

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Even Priuses have aggressive, angular designs now.

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I remember Saints Row 3 taking place in the distant future of 2016 and thinking “man, why is every car a sports car? that’s so unrealistic.” But now every car IS a sports car, or is at least designed to look like one anyway.

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whoa http://rainbowdash.net/url/872428

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shoutouts to wacom desktop center for just erasing all of my settings for no reason

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I get in my car to drive to Walgreen's to get a passport photo taken. All of a sudden, a hurricane makes landfall and I'm driving in pouring rain. I get there, it stops raining, I take my photo. I get back in my car and the rain is back, I drive home. I get inside my house, the rain stops.

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That was the first script I ever wrote (together with Sebastian, who would later go on to voice himself in MLB 1 and 2) and it was also the first time I was censored. The director of the variety show told me to change the word “dumb” to “brainless”, which I personally think is way harsher language, but whatever.

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You know, in fifth grade I performed in a variety show and as part of my act I molested the American flag, I didn’t realize it at the time, but I was doing my first Donald Trump impression ten years before he ran for office.

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I guess that might be considered suspicious, submitting my resignation the day after I posted about how I'm a POI in the Russia investigation, but I assure you I, like the President, am above the law.

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Just submitted my notice for the retail job I’ve had since 2016. My last day is August 1st

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i like my new livestream thumbnail http://rainbowdash.net/url/872424

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I think i’m a person of interest in the special counsel investigation now

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Unions fight for your paychecks, they don’t fight for you

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They say that states with right-to-work legislation often have lower wages, but Virginia DOESN’T have that and our minimum wage is still $7.25 (when I got hired my store’s minimum wage was $7.50, it has since gone up to match DC and Maryland branches, where the state minimum wage is higher) so, like, what the hell do we have to lose?

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They once tried to get me to sign a contract without telling me what it was, when I read it and refused the representative continued to bug me WHILE I WAS HELPING CUSTOMERS and trying to get me to sign my paycheck over to her

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some of my more disrespectful cashiers are like that because the union told them they’re untouchable (also not true), the whole thing is a mess

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i’m sure other unions aren’t complete trash but the one that serves my store is actually run by the anti-christ. I am not a union member, have not ever been, me and my co-workers are repeatedly bullied by representatives of the union into joining, several of my cashiers are straight-up lied to by the union and some of them only joined because they were told they had to, one of them is trying to get OUT of the union and the union is making it very difficult (and has told the cashier that I will fire them if they quit the union—which is 100% false), this worker’s union is just actually the worst thing.

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working at a grocery store has made me completely anti-union

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Grand Theft THOT-ho