Angry Liberal (mrmattimation)

  1. @tiff the thrill of seeing the comments section devolve in real time instead of a few hours later

    about 51 minutes ago from web in context
  2. i've had better days. in fact i'm gonna go ahead right now and say that every day preceding today was a better day. today was a really bad day. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875375

    about 16 hours ago from web
  3. @thismightbeauser I’m really just referring to one moron in particular

    about a day ago from web in context
  4. Adding “obstruction of Congress” to the list of impeachment articles was a smart move on paper because it’s way easier to say “okay, yeah, he did that even if he didn’t do the other stuff”, and I’m betting if any GOP Senators vote to convict it’ll be on that charge - won’t be enough of ‘em, though. not soliciting opinions

    about a day ago from web in context
  5. haha wow the censor made that one appear way worse in context than it actually was

    about 2 days ago from web
  6. best part about VR, by far, is yelling “NYPD!!!!!” during every shootout, really makes you feel like you’re a hardass cop who plays by his own rules in a 1980s buddy cop action flick

    about 2 days ago from web
  7. The full story http://rainbowdash.net/url/875372

    about 3 days ago from web
  8. In the 70s Nixon ordered nuclear strikes that were ignored by military officials because he wasn’t seen as being mentally fit to make those decisions (Richard Nixon was, of course, an alcoholic). We didn’t know about the orders until decades later. Have fun thinking about that one while you sleep tonight!

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  9. @scribus GTA SA is super bad about this, speed runners usually resort to killing themselves to warp to hospitals around the state but even then the boundaries dictating where you respawn don’t make as much sense as people like, especially in the countryside portions of the game, where it’s essentially a crapshoot figuring out where you’ll respawn.

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  10. Tbh I think that the fact that real X-Wings have taken flight is proof that Disney needs to be stopped.

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  11. @scribus It’s a fake town that’s an amalgamation of several real towns in Northern Virginia, mostly the suburbs around Fairfax and Loudoun counties. Swole Foods itself is based on a real grocery chain based in Maryland. The skyline that you see in the cartoons and some comics is wholly made up and I’m not sure if that’s the town itself or if it’s just a city that you can see FROM the town, like Arlington or something.

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  12. I was going through real-life personal romantic drama when I originally wrote this comic story. I’ll post it in its entirety as one big image tomorrow or something. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875370

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  13. the most wonderful thing about tiggers is that we’ve hunted them to functional extinction

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  14. THE DOCTOR

    about 4 days ago from web
  15. EDDIE MURPHY as

    about 4 days ago from web
  16. INTRODUCING

    about 4 days ago from web
  17. @drinkingpony no, it doesn’t make sense, you’re just spewing again

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  18. Trungalunga gobbity dick http://rainbowdash.net/url/875367

    about 5 days ago from web
  19. @drinkingpony I feel like primarying a Senator who votes with Trump 75% of the time in a state where Trump-like candidates tend to lose elections by double digits can only lead to good things

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  20. Now that Virginia’s a safe blue state can somebody PLEASE primary my DINO Senator

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  21. @drinkingpony I went in to give my side of the story shortly after posting that, the investigation’s over now. I urged them to check the cameras but they were able to close it just on the merits of my unprepared story (I was caught pretty much off-guard when I came into work this morning) just lined up better than the customer’s story, which I’m sure he rehearsed to himself over and over before he came in.

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  22. I’m being investigated at work over an allegation that everyone knows is totally bogus, and now the guy is saying he doesn’t want them to check the cameras. Gee, I wonder why.

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  23. Yo are we banning twitch streamers because their dogs showed up and started sniffing their crotch on camera? Aight internet, Imma head out, that’s papayaing stupid.

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  24. I dunno how unpopular an opinion this is, but I think the straight man in any comedy scene is 100x funnier if he just doesn’t say anything.

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  25. We’re entering the home stretch on our way to Election Day and I dunno about the rest of America, but I’M closing my eyes and plugging my ears until it’s all over.

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  26. RIP Kamala Harris, now Joe Biden won’t have anyone to argue about who locked up more people

    about 8 days ago from web
  27. I’m gonna go ahead and tell people at work tomorrow that I look exhausted because of all the sex I’ve been having, and NOT because I spent several hours in virtual reality instead of sleeping

    about 9 days ago from web in context
  28. I know I’m behind the times but SUPERHOT VR is a batcaveing blast.... I’m super sweaty from all of the moving around though

    about 9 days ago from web
  29. Old Chinese guy who threatened to sue me a few weeks back came in today looking for vitamins that help with your memory. He must need them, because he asked me three separate times where the vitamins were. Then he tried to pay with the gift card I offered him a few weeks back, but he didn’t have the gift card, just an activation slip. I told him there isn’t enough information on the activation slip for me to charge the gift card, he tells me he never got a gift card. I tell him, sir, you’re holding the activation slip for the gift card. He says “you lie to me, i not lie to you, you mistreat customers, you bad man” and leaves. One of the more bizarre things to happen to me this week.

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  30. The President is so innocent he’s refusing to let anyone say so under oath

    about 10 days ago from web