Angry Liberal (mrmattimation)

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i've had better days. in fact i'm gonna go ahead right now and say that every day preceding today was a better day. today was a really bad day. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875375

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Adding “obstruction of Congress” to the list of impeachment articles was a smart move on paper because it’s way easier to say “okay, yeah, he did that even if he didn’t do the other stuff”, and I’m betting if any GOP Senators vote to convict it’ll be on that charge - won’t be enough of ‘em, though. not soliciting opinions

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haha wow the censor made that one appear way worse in context than it actually was

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best part about VR, by far, is yelling “NYPD!!!!!” during every shootout, really makes you feel like you’re a hardass cop who plays by his own rules in a 1980s buddy cop action flick

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The full story http://rainbowdash.net/url/875372

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In the 70s Nixon ordered nuclear strikes that were ignored by military officials because he wasn’t seen as being mentally fit to make those decisions (Richard Nixon was, of course, an alcoholic). We didn’t know about the orders until decades later. Have fun thinking about that one while you sleep tonight!

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Tbh I think that the fact that real X-Wings have taken flight is proof that Disney needs to be stopped.

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I was going through real-life personal romantic drama when I originally wrote this comic story. I’ll post it in its entirety as one big image tomorrow or something. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875370

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the most wonderful thing about tiggers is that we’ve hunted them to functional extinction

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THE DOCTOR

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EDDIE MURPHY as

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INTRODUCING

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Trungalunga gobbity dick http://rainbowdash.net/url/875367

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Now that Virginia’s a safe blue state can somebody PLEASE primary my DINO Senator

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I’m being investigated at work over an allegation that everyone knows is totally bogus, and now the guy is saying he doesn’t want them to check the cameras. Gee, I wonder why.

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Yo are we banning twitch streamers because their dogs showed up and started sniffing their crotch on camera? Aight internet, Imma head out, that’s papayaing stupid.

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I dunno how unpopular an opinion this is, but I think the straight man in any comedy scene is 100x funnier if he just doesn’t say anything.

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We’re entering the home stretch on our way to Election Day and I dunno about the rest of America, but I’M closing my eyes and plugging my ears until it’s all over.

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RIP Kamala Harris, now Joe Biden won’t have anyone to argue about who locked up more people

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I’m gonna go ahead and tell people at work tomorrow that I look exhausted because of all the sex I’ve been having, and NOT because I spent several hours in virtual reality instead of sleeping

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I know I’m behind the times but SUPERHOT VR is a batcaveing blast.... I’m super sweaty from all of the moving around though

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Old Chinese guy who threatened to sue me a few weeks back came in today looking for vitamins that help with your memory. He must need them, because he asked me three separate times where the vitamins were. Then he tried to pay with the gift card I offered him a few weeks back, but he didn’t have the gift card, just an activation slip. I told him there isn’t enough information on the activation slip for me to charge the gift card, he tells me he never got a gift card. I tell him, sir, you’re holding the activation slip for the gift card. He says “you lie to me, i not lie to you, you mistreat customers, you bad man” and leaves. One of the more bizarre things to happen to me this week.

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The President is so innocent he’s refusing to let anyone say so under oath