Matt (mrmattimation)

Matt

And now here I am, I did everything right, but I’m still scheduling a Covid test because those same morons then come into my store to breathe on me.

Matt

I have been voluntarily foregoing virtually everything I wanted to be doing right now because I don’t want to be a part of the problem, yet every night I drive by the pub and it’s packed with morons and I start to wonder what the point is anymore

Matt

Was that mildly racist? I don’t really care anymore. It’s what happened.

Matt

Is it wrong to be bitter about the fact that this is all happening during what are supposed to be the best years of my life. Like I feel like I’m missing an entire chapter of my life because somebody ate a bat on the other side of the world more than a year ago, and on top of, well, everything else that was already going wrong in my life before that, it’s getting to be completely unbearable.

Matt

But also, that this is the third time this has happened makes me even more mad.

Matt

Of course it’s just my luck that I may need to self isolate and get tested right as this vaccine’s about to come out. So Fluffle Puffing mad at all the customers coming in here without their masks acting like I’m infringing on their god-given right to kill people.

Matt

The polls were wrong again, as many said they would be, but those people missed a crucial point: Biden’s lead was SO massive that even a larger-than-average polling error (and this error was pretty average - about the same as it was in 2012, when Obama did better than expected across Florida, Virginia, and Colorado) couldn’t undo it. The campaign couldn’t rely on the polls being wrong, and they did anyway. So why are they surprised they lost?

Matt

When your campaign has lost two states that haven’t backed your opponent’s party in three decades, while only narrowly holding on to a third, I think that’s the time to take a step back and look at what went wrong. “Most things” is the answer. Trump visited Georgia only one time during the entire election cycle. Once. After having won in 2016 because his opponent made the exact same mistake, you’d think he’d avoid that outcome.

Matt

Really there’s a lot that went wrong here that I’m astounded nobody in his campaign foresaw as becoming an issue. Like, maybe don’t use your son as a surrogate when attacking your opponent for alleged nepotism.

Matt

Maybe don’t say “Make America Great Again” when you’ve been in charge for four years?

Matt

Running as an outsider when you’re the incumbent is also possibly an error of judgement.

Matt

In retrospect, maybe Donald Trump shouldn’t have run his campaign against Hillary Clinton and Hunter Biden this year when neither were on the ballot... that might have been a factor...

Matt

If Bart Simpson’s wiener is okay for a PG-13 movie then dammit YouTube is gonna have this briefly-visibly dick whether they like it or not

Matt

My gun range just emailed me to wish me a happy thanksgiving. That’s weird, bro, you’re not my grandmother, you’re a building with lots of deadly weapons that I go to for entertainment.

Matt

Rudy Giuliani is definitely on crack. It’s like he never left the 90s.

Matt

Rudy Giuliani saying that Trump “probably won” Virginia is making me question whether or not Rudy Giuliani’s head is on straight. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875696

Matt

Trump keeps talking about that tax cut but about 25% of my income this year was funneled directly to the government so I don’t think he did a good job

Matt

okay, the animaniacs reboot is actually pretty funny

Matt

They’re remaking Indiana Jones without Harrison Ford, you can’t do that, and now they’re making ghostbusters with all women. What the hell’s going on????

Matt

my annual comic is ready http://rainbowdash.net/url/875682

Matt

...or years

Matt

14 year old me probably woulda called the president the f word over the way he's been acting the last weeks

Matt

And don’t even get me started on the CGI I have prepared for The Twin Souls 5, which includes an environment map that I believe is the size of a small suburb.

Matt

Like wouldn’t it be fun to just place hundreds of cans of beans on this shelf and make my real-time render engine kill itself?

Matt

For practical reasons a lot of the smaller elements in the otherwise totally CGI intro sequence I’m working on are just PNGs but god damn if it isn’t tempting to just model every minute detail.

Matt

black lives matter has finally accomplished their ultimate goal: getting Mike Henry to step down as Cleveland on Family Guy