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  1. I’m working at a different store today and everyone here is a MONDO supremo prick, but it’s slightly more bearable than my home store because this store is in the sticks so a 100% hostile customer base is only like twelve people

    about 2 days ago from web
    • Guess who’s only just left work because the lazy piece of grape night clerk didn’t come in and there’s a fresh truck that needs unloading

      about 5 days ago from web
      • I think we need to have a public discussion about The Doctor’s proclivity for picking up 19 year old girls, you’re over 2000, you can’t keep doing that

        about 6 days ago from web
      • Am now learning that the final companion of the classic era was 16 years old. Well then.

        about 5 days ago from web
        • Days presumably pass between one scene and another, but Jodie Whittaker apparently spends all of that time wearing Peter Capaldi’s suit because you can’t just have the Doctor change clothes offscreen I guess

          about 6 days ago from web
          • "you there! what are you doing on earth? what do you want?"
            "i'm just an asshole, and i'm here to do mean things to people for fun because i'm an asshole"

            about 6 days ago from web
            • these characters are so interchangeable

              about 6 days ago from web
              • yeah sure we've had ghosts and androids and robots and living fat and extraterrestrials that use children as heroin and cracks in the walls and a monthslong phenomenon where nobody anywhere could die from anything and there was also that time where Obama became John Simm after succeeding a different President who was incinerated by John Simm and everyone else on earth including me became John Simm but aliens? that's just unbelievable

                about 6 days ago from web
                • also, lol at the one guy who doesn't believe in aliens in the first episode of Chibnall's run. where's he been the last fifteen years?

                  about 6 days ago from web
                  • jodie whittaker is really really funny as the doctor but i'm kind of not feeling any of these other characters

                    about 6 days ago from web
                    • what i don't get about 101 Dalmatians is what the banana does a childless, unemployed couple in a tiny flat need a nanny for

                      about 6 days ago from web
                      • I’ve started wearing nasal strips while acting and god what a difference it’s made, I think I might have a slightly deviated septum or something because my nose used to get so congested so fast whenever I tried to speak at length and it made things uncomfortable

                        about 7 days ago from web
                      • Just read an NBC article positing the question of who Kim Kardashian truly is outside of her life with Kanye - the media is officially brain dead. We KNOW the answer because she was a celebrity for seven years before marrying Kanye. What the papaya?

                        about 7 days ago from web
                        • damn what's that, they blew up gallifrey again? damn that sucks, what do you think about it Jodie Whittaker?

                          thirteen: :/

                          about 8 days ago from web
                          • if only Eleven were aware he could just choose to regenerate infinitely, then he wouldn't have had to go through all that bullgrape on Trenzalore

                            about 8 days ago from web
                            • excellent writing on the part of Chris Chibnall to decide that the Doctor can regenerate infinite times except that she can't because they took that power away from her and so at the end of the day absolutely nothing changes except that the Doctor apparently blacks out once every couple thousand years and loses looooooong tracts of time

                              about 8 days ago from web
                              • for several completely cursed reasons, I am now one of only two front end managers in this store. The other one is in Bangladesh. Going to throw myself into traffic.

                                about 8 days ago from web
                                • Well I just learned that I have a scar (somewhere on one of my knuckles) from the location of the first-ever episode of Bar Rescue. Which was closed after a stabbing murder. And then burned down. And is still a pile of fenced-off rubble 3 years later.

                                  about 9 days ago from web
                                • ...it's abandoned, obviously, has been for decades.

                                  about 9 days ago from web
                                  • Sometimes I wonder if these mainstream journalists are self-aware of how out of touch they are. This article reads like a parody of itself. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875798

                                    about 10 days ago from web
                                    • One of them is a Phil Hartman impression. You might remember him from such gay pornos as-

                                      about 11 days ago from web
                                      • "Homer's Enemy" opens with Harry Shearer watching a news report by Harry Shearer and telling Harry Shearer to hire the one guy in the scene who's not Harry Shearer, whose coworkers are Harry Shearer and the same Not Harry Shearer. Harry Shearer harbors a secret crush on Harry Shearer, and his doctor is Harry Shearer. This is why you should not find it weird that I'm voicing both halves of a gay couple in this series.

                                        about 11 days ago from web
                                        • WELL, guess I oughta take the line “Once Limbaugh’s in a hearse” outta this cartoon then

                                          about 12 days ago from web
                                          • https://youtu.be/wD9z1aepT4E found this on my hard drive, i "animated" it in 2014 for a friend's channel but he's an ex-friend now so i'm pretty sure i own it

                                            about 13 days ago from web
                                            • Is it pretentious to have your YouTube channel engraved on the back of an iPad

                                              about 13 days ago from web
                                              • “Liberals don’t even know how to use guns” is like the weirdest claim to make when your prior sentence is “liberals are violent thugs who will shoot you”

                                                about 14 days ago from web
                                                • For the first time since My Little Brony, I'm going to be working with a co-producer. That means that I finally have somebody to tell me "no" for the first time in six years. Hopefully she can shorten this script to something manageable.

                                                  about 15 days ago from web
                                                  • What I believe is the final script for Swole Foods' pilot is... 37 pages long. Good lord I have a problem.

                                                    about 15 days ago from web
                                                    • Clara's grandmother is entirely too horny

                                                      about 16 days ago from web
                                                      • I ALSO think it's implausible that UNIT would have photos of the First Doctor's companions since afaik UNIT doesn't show up until the 70s?

                                                        about 16 days ago from web