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  1. @mrmattimation Time to watch Chargeman Ken next https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uczvIKDcnS4

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  2. @mrmattimation would you have sex with the coronavirus to teach it about the depths of human love

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  3. @mrmattimation Is that what that was about? Was wondering why I was breaking even again. It concerns me that the market is influenced by anything he says. It's clear he hasn't been very concerned with the truth this whole time, but calming people down, as the deadlines for "opening up the country" keep moving further out as he continues to claim they're right around the corner. It's harmful to the response as people who aren't paying attention may miss the actual directions and continue to spread this thing when the fake deadlines come up.

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  4. @mrmattimation I know. This makes it sadly a very uncreative and repetitive.

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  5. @mrmattimation At my super market they hired a person to insure that the safety distance between each person in the queue is kept. Too bad that the store is not very big and the aisles are narrow.

    about 9 days ago from web in context
  6. @mrmattimation In Summer I use a very strong deodorant on my hands to reduce the sweatiness for a little bit. The hands get a little bit sticky bit less moist. Sadly it doesn't last very long because it rubs off very fast.

    about 11 days ago from web in context
  7. @mrmattimation You would probably be better off just buying as much as you can afford and holding onto it for a few months, regardless of how much it drops in the short term, but I'm no financial expert.

    about 13 days ago from web in context
  8. @mrmattimation I thought the same until I had a fevre this morning. So now I’m self-quarantining.

    about 14 days ago from web in context
  9. @mrmattimation Go cough on a rich person and see if they test positive

    about 14 days ago from web in context
  10. @mrmattimation Jump on TOR and anonymously drop the scoop to either an intrepid young journalism major or a washed-out alcoholic local reporter and watch the lid kinda simmer and flop and ultimately probably the heat'll get turned down and nothing'll blow after all!!

    about 14 days ago from web in context
  11. @mrmattimation Hey you're right, CBS had a ticker showing the measly growth of the day slow down every time I roll my eyes!

    about 14 days ago from web in context
  12. @mrmattimation Downer. I have a Seattle trip for Sage and Savant cancelled, too. :(

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  13. @mrmattimation Also, "Work backwards from the punchline" is like the one piece of advice I remember from this cartooning book I got back in 2nd grade (which, Jesus, was seriously 19-damn-90). That, and "If you can't draw hands, put them in their pockets."

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  14. @mrmattimation Oh crap I just realized, how boned are your LA plans?

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  15. @mrmattimation Time to buy a gun

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  16. @mrmattimation And that is super one of my favorites, I aspire to such heights of !caffeine consumption. Actually, I may have committed a couple such moments as a bus driver....

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  17. @mrmattimation I believe those were both tax rebates at heart, though. This would be a step further.

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  18. @mrmattimation Ah. That explains a lot. Didn't know that.

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  19. @mrmattimation A terrible Social Distortion cover band...

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  20. @mrmattimation A legitimate concern, indeed. Much more dangerous than America switching to bidets!

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  21. @mrmattimation WAY out of town, baby!

    about 17 days ago from web in context
  22. @mrmattimation I used to travel to that area for work. It was all right.

    about 18 days ago from web in context
  23. @mrmattimation Intra-something device.

    about 18 days ago from web in context
  24. @mrmattimation And yet, my stocks are damn near so low they're trading on the Chinese market.

    about 19 days ago from web in context
  25. @mrmattimation Well, that means you only need to quarantine for the last half of the two weeks!

    about 20 days ago from web in context
  26. @mrmattimation The only remaining fair distribution method is deathmatch.

    about 21 days ago from web in context
  27. @mrmattimation But the news plays their scary music now!!

    about 21 days ago from web in context
  28. @mrmattimation Well it looks like they got trump to stay on script for once, with the expression of Bart Simpson writing on the chalkboard

    about 21 days ago from web in context
  29. @mrmattimation that's my boy

    about 22 days ago from web in context
  30. @mrmattimation All I really want is to see Juggernaut shove the orange guy up the old guy

    about 22 days ago from web in context