Notices by A$AP Matt (mrmattimation), page 2

  1. At least, that’s the vibe I got from the very bad Google translation.

    about 5 days ago from web
  2. I tried to get in touch with the guy who uploaded it to see if I could get him a higher quality version (the one he uploaded was a screen recording with low-quality sound) but the Chinese Communist Party apparently legally restricts the usage of Chinese websites outside the Chinese mainland, so I can’t make an account or anything and the uploader doesn’t have any contact details on their profile page.

    about 5 days ago from web
  3. Today I learned that a bootleg download of The Twin Souls was uploaded onto a Chinese website with Chinese subtitles. Very weird.

    about 5 days ago from web
  4. I can’t wait until Kim Jong Un gets to meet CaptainSparklez, his favorite Twitch streamer.

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  5. Colin Powell. Condoleeza Rice. Hillary Clinton. John Kerry. These are all people who SHOULD have visited North Korea but didn’t. Who are we sending instead? A boatload of celebrities.

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  6. Like, imagine if Kanye West or Oprah was President right now, god forbid, and they went and met with Kim Jong Un. It sounds asinine when you say it out loud. “Kanye West just negotiated denuclearization with Kim Jong Un”.

    about 5 days ago from web
  7. I thought it was equally ridiculous when Dennis Rodman made a visit.

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  8. With the news that Mike Pompeo has made a visit to North Korea, the possibility of Donald Trump meeting with Kim Jong Un becomes a probability, and, like, I’m all for de-escalating tensions, but I do think it’s slightly ridiculous that the host of the Celebrity Apprentice is gonna be the one to do it.

    about 5 days ago from web
  9. @scribus my problem with it is Starbucks is, like, hailed as one of the most progressive companies in the planet, up there with Chipotle and Amazon (Whole Foods)... so how does this happen TWO DAYS in a row??

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  10. I mean I guess I knew that was gonna happen this year but I thought it’d be a few montha

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  11. whoa, Barbara Bush died

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  12. I hope when Post Malone dies his funeral is called the “Post Malone Post-Mortem”

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  13. I love being able to make cartoons independently with full creative control, but man, I’d happily give up a bit of that control to be able to produce a thirteen-episode show. Being able to tell a story in weekly installments rather than “whenever it’s done” is the eventual dream.

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  14. Can someone please make an edited version of “Pumped Up Kicks” where instead of outrunning my gun they’re outrunning my kids

    about 6 days ago from web
  15. Guys i’m not entirely certain but I THINK some creep at McDonald’s was trying to plow my ass last night.

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  16. ‘s banana

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  17. Mike Degrassi Tyson

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  18. Mariah Carey Opens Up: “My Battle with Gilgamesh”

    about 8 days ago from web
  19. @adiwan you should wait for a better show instead

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  20. World War Hehee

    about 9 days ago from web
  21. grand theft auto 5 but in gamebryo

    about 9 days ago from web
  22. We need to use our HANDY DANDY FACEBOOK to figure out what Blue wants to do today!

    about 9 days ago from web
  23. Minecraft Steve Universe

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  24. Just for the record, I think Pompeo would be MUCH better in the position than Rex Tillerson, BUT Rex Tillerson’s biggest problem seemed to be that he wasn’t able to make his voice heard in the administration, so I’m not sure anybody else would fare much better.

    about 10 days ago from web
  25. @awl It really comes down to whether you would rather have a potentially incompetent asshole in the position, or have NOBODY in the position and essentially guarantee that all of our current problems escalate.

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  26. I’m conflicted about Mike Pompeo. On one hand, I hate Mike Pompeo and I think leaving the President with no functioning Secretary of State in the middle of his second year would be really, really funny and exactly as humiliating as it should be. BUT, I think leaving the President with no foreign counsel, especially at a time like this where we’re on the verge of a diplomatic crisis in Syria, Russia, China, Japan, Iran, AND North Korea, would be rather irresponsible and dangerous. I think either A) Pompeo needs to be confirmed, or B) Trump needs to nominate somebody else ASAP. The second thing is not going to happen, so it’ll have to be the first.

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  27. Please tell me nobody’s ever made a cartoon starring talking animals where the First Lady’s name is “Hillary Kitten”, cause I got dibs if not

    about 11 days ago from web
  28. I seriously want to do a musical number for the final episode of The Twin Souls but I can’t sing or write music.

    about 11 days ago from web in context
  29. Steven Crowderverse

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  30. Dude, special shoutouts to Trump for saying we might rejoin the TPP. Like, you did ONE thing that the majority of Americans actually liked, and that one thing, you’re going to undo it?

    about 11 days ago from web in context