Notices by (((mattimation))) (mrmattimation), page 2

  1. Lifehack: leave a bottle of sleeping pills in your baby's crib and whatever happens happens

    about 2 days ago from web
  2. Lifehack: cut your own dick off and you won't have a dick anymore

    about 2 days ago from web
  3. Lifehack: if you have absolutely no motive to kill some random person, you can totally do it and easily not get caught.

    about 2 days ago from web
  4. Huh huh huh, hey James Franco, 4/20 is over, but the cluster's about to emerge! kiwi!!!! What the FrankerZ!!!!!!!

    about 2 days ago from web
  5. Top Ten Reasons Why CARTOON NETWORK is FAILING *thumbnail is two of Cartoon Network's most popular shows in a decade*

    about 2 days ago from web
  6. I had a dream last night that I met Edd Gould and he was very, very disappointed in the things I do.

    about 2 days ago from web
  7. @tiffany A very bad game

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  8. There are over forty trillion Muslims in the world. You know how many of you there are? No more than three. With those skewed numbers, why take the chance with my opponent?

    about 3 days ago from web
  9. Let's just look at the facts here, folks. Over two thirds of all radical Islamic attacks are carried out by Muslims. What am I going to do about it? Let me ask you this: What is my opponent going to do about it? Muslimic fearer is a scary thing. Don't scare your kids. Vote me.

    about 3 days ago from web
  10. Radical muslimistic terrorism must be stopped. I promise if I am elected governor, I will use the word "Muslim" in every speech I give.

    about 3 days ago from web
  11. With that being said, vote me for governor of Virginia or a Muslim will kill you tonight.

    about 3 days ago from web
  12. Quick follow-up to my last post: terrorism works SO well that all you have to do to get people to vote for you is say "vote me or Muslim will kill"

    about 3 days ago from web
  13. Terrorism works

    about 3 days ago from web
  14. but marge, i dont want to activate the cluster!

    about 3 days ago from web
  15. Perid'oh http://rainbowdash.net/url/858346

    about 3 days ago from web
  16. Imagine if Hillary Clinton said "you smell bad" in the final moments of the last debate. She would be president right now.

    about 3 days ago from web
  17. Your opponent is suddenly not nearly as good at articulating their points as they were before. Can you blame them? They're still thinking about it. "Did he really just say that?" they're thinking.

    about 3 days ago from web
  18. If you hit your opponent with a "you smell bad" you have automatically won the debate. Your opponent doesn't know what to do. The moderators don't know what to do. The audience doesn't know what to do. Nobody knows how to react and the debate resumes a moment later, but it's still in the back of everyone's mind.

    about 3 days ago from web
  19. "You smell bad" is an actual legitimate debate technique. You know what your opponent is gonna do if, on the final debate of the Presidential Election, you cut them off and just say "you smell bad" with absolutely no context whatsoever? Nothing. What the hell are you supposed to do there?

    about 3 days ago from web
  20. Sargon of Akkad: Genius prodigy in disguise???? http://rainbowdash.net/url/858340

    about 3 days ago from web
  21. Can everyone do me a solid and hit my man Sargon of Akkad (@Sargon_of_Akkad) with a "u smell bad"

    about 3 days ago from web
  22. please help me cast my live action Steven Universe movie with Seth Rogen as Steven Universe, Time Warner needs the pitch by today

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  23. @tiffany *goes cross eyed*

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  24. Will Ferrell is: Gumball. In theaters Summer 2018.

    about 3 days ago from web
  25. Jonah Hill and Kevin Hart in: Regular Show. In theaters Summer 2018.

    about 3 days ago from web
  26. Seth Rogen is: Steven Universe. In theaters Summer 2018.

    about 3 days ago from web
  27. Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jonah Hill, Danny McBride, Michael Cera, and Jay Baruchel in: Undertale

    about 3 days ago from web
  28. hey james franco, we're in Undertale, huh huh huh huh, we gotta smoke weed to fight all of the monsters. mango!!!!!

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  29. huh huh huh huh

    about 3 days ago from web
  30. Potato Knishes!!!!! batcave!!!!!!! we gotta smoke some weed to stop kim jong un from destroying the world!!!!!!!

    about 3 days ago from web