Notices by Angry Liberal (mrmattimation), page 2

  1. My YouTube channel is actually a very clever act of self-sabotage. If Future Matt ever pops a membrane and decides he wants to be Senator or Governor or whatever, I’ve given his opponent all of the tools he needs to discredit my future self.

    about a month ago from web
  2. Overlord is a very weird but very fun movie.

    about a month ago from web in context
  3. @scribus so that he may kill again

    about a month ago from web in context
  4. don't have a cow man http://rainbowdash.net/url/873223

    about a month ago from web
  5. hey guys if you ever go to a bar and you see a drink called "cream ale", DON'T HAVE IT, it's literally just lacroix

    about a month ago from web
  6. @scribus until the 2020 Presidential primaries

    about a month ago from web in context
  7. Feeling like Hannibal Buress in that one episode of Broad City where he says that thing

    about a month ago from web
  8. Gonna roofie all of my friends and force them to watch Detective Pikachu starring Ryan Reynolds as Pikachu in theaters with me

    about a month ago from web
  9. @adiwan creepypasta

    about a month ago from web in context
  10. @oracle there’s a really simple explanation for that inconsistency... it’s not the Prime timeline. In the Prime timeline, Kahn also killed Spock, not Captain Kirk, and in Abrams’ films, the opposite happened. There are a million other differences between the two worlds, and THAT’S the one that upsets you?

    about a month ago from web in context
  11. Speaking of incels, I spent entirely too long staring at my reflection in the bus window today, and I am bummed. Out.

    about a month ago from web
  12. Spongebob was an incel.

    about a month ago from web
  13. @scribus Yeah they shut down my coverage of last night’s election and revoked my ability to stream for ninety days. No idea why, my account is showing no copyright strikes, no community guideline strikes, it’s not even showing me that I have an uploaded video that breaks any rules. The support team has been absolutely no help so far.

    about a month ago from web in context
  14. What a wild night. Got banned from live-streaming on YouTube, and the Democrats took the House.

    about a month ago from web in context
  15. Hey, what’s up, gamers

    about a month ago from web
  16. Fallout 76 is really fun! Like Fallout 4 except now my idiotic, borderline suicidal battle tactics are a detriment to myself AND those around me.

    about 2 months ago from web
  17. http://rainbowdash.net/url/872980

    about 2 months ago from web
  18. @scribus I don’t have any actual beefs with any Hispanic characters either, even though most of them are crazy outdated stereotypes. My point was that, REGARDLESS of how anybody felt about them, and despite how outdated and misrepresentative those characters ARE, NOBODY is calling for the removal of ANY of them. Like I said last night I’ve just grown increasingly frustrated with the Apu discourse over the last week and it kind of boiled over.

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  19. And that’s gonna be my last thought on the matter. Like I said before, if it wasn’t announced that Apu would be written out, I wouldn’t have noticed, because he hasn’t been a major character on the show in years. I’m just growing increasingly frustrated with the discourse.

    about 2 months ago from web
  20. I’ve been bullied about my race before, and I’ve been called “Speedy Gonzalez”, and I’m not even Mexican. But those people were not taught by Speedy Gonzalez to be racist. They’d have found a different name to call me. Apu didn’t inspire racism, racists used Apu’s name to justify their already-present beliefs.

    about 2 months ago from web
  21. Do you know why I like animation so much? It’s because I don’t have to be me. I’m lanky, pasty, terrifyingly skinny, and taller than Bigfoot. I have huge, puffy lips and an ungodly forehead. My facial hair grows like pubic hair, and my regular hair looks like if Shaggy Rogers did meth. I don’t have to be... any of those things. I can make a cartoon where I play a buff black guy on Mars. I can be a hairless dwarf who’s just escaped from a government lab. I can be the President of the United States of America, and I don’t even have to win Ohio. I can make whatever I want and I can be whoever I want. And nobody can tell me I’m not that person. Because they can’t see my face. That’s why, despite everything I’ve said tonight, I don’t despise Bumblebee Man. Or Consuela. Or Dr. Nick, or Speedy Gonzalez, or Sheen Estevez. Because they’re cartoons. They can do and be ANYTHING. And I think that’s magical. And I’d like to think if I were Indian, I’d feel the same way about Apu.

    about 2 months ago from web
  22. So what makes Apu special? Why does Hari Kondabolu think he deserves special treatment, when the rest of us have to deal with the same kind of treatment by the media, if not worse?

    about 2 months ago from web
  23. Every Scottish character wears a kilt, except characters played by David Tennant, but he fakes an English accent in everything he does!

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  24. And I have a feeling Mormons ain’t too happy that South Park and Mitt Romney are the only reasons that people know Mormons still exist. African Americans PROBABLY aren’t thrilled that Cleveland Brown and Madea are the two most popular black characters in the 21st century. And how do you think Italians feel about MARIO?

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  25. Where are all of the documentaries about how Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio, both self-confessed supporters of child murder, are the sole representations of Hispanics in American politics?

    about 2 months ago from web
  26. Do you know who the most powerful Hispanic guy in America was under Obama? ALSO Ted Cruz!

    about 2 months ago from web
  27. And hey, don’t get me started on how Hispanics are represented in politics. The most powerful Hispanic guy in America right now is Ted Cruz. How do you think that makes ME feel?

    about 2 months ago from web
  28. And that’s my essay on why The Problem With Apu as a member of literally any other minority group makes you wanna punch Hari Kondabolu in the face. But hey, come watch my new TruTV documentary, The Problem with Consuela.

    about 2 months ago from web
  29. Hari Kondabolu is lucky he has an Indian character to hate at all! Cuz if I made a documentary about how much I hate a Hispanic cartoon character, odds are nobody watching it would even know the character EXISTS.

    about 2 months ago from web
  30. I can’t relate to SPEEDY GONZALES! He’s a MOUSE! Maybe—just maybe—none of this MATTERS, because they’re all cartoons. The problem with Apu is that people are more outraged about HIM than the fact that every Hispanic cartoon character is a housemaid, the leader of a multi-national drug cartel, a guy who’s working seventeen hours a day on Mitt Romney’s estate with an expired or nonexistent work visa, or a mouse in a sombrero!

    about 2 months ago from web