Notices by Angry Liberal (mrmattimation), page 2

  1. @thismightbeauser i don't pay taxes, is what the court summons i can now legally ignore because of coronavirus says

    about 13 days ago from web in context
  2. My new financial strategy of “buying stocks just after Trump has a press conference, then selling just before he has his next on” is paying off so far

    about 13 days ago from web in context
  3. @ceruleanspark thank you

    about 13 days ago from web in context
  4. @awl I’m ready to do the same if I have to.

    about 14 days ago from web in context
  5. Like I said - I have no reason to believe I’ve got it other than this cold, which is also going around right now. No fever, no headaches, nothing. Just congestion.

    about 14 days ago from web in context
  6. I’m beginning to consider the idea that maybe I have coronavirus but all it’s doing to me is giving me a cold. It’s been around 6-10 days since I was possibly exposed to it by an elderly customer who maybe got it in Arlington (never did figure out who it was and if they were even in the store), and I’ve been dealing with cold symptoms for a few days now. No fever yet, though, and my cough was exceptionally minor and is gone today. Hopefully if that’s the case I didn’t get anyone sick, I was careful to make sure I was sanitizing everything in my cough radius just in case.

    about 14 days ago from web in context
  7. IMO, the whole thing is a PR disaster waiting to happen, but that’s fine, I guess. The guy was put there to be the fall-guy when union negotiations broke down... then this happened.

    about 14 days ago from web in context
  8. @scribus We’re just kind of telling people we’re gonna card them but our interim President was really mad about having to change anything about the way we operate so we were explicitly told during a very angry conference call that it’s all just for show and we’re not supposed to actually turn anyone away.

    about 14 days ago from web in context
  9. Which is especially infuriating because I'd been planning a move to Colorado for like, two years, but other stuff has set THAT back too.

    about 15 days ago from web
  10. @scribus The biggest bummer is that I was planning to meet someone out there who I've known for like three years but have never met in person, she's in Colorado and I'm in Virginia and we both thought we were gonna get to finally meet each other at VidCon. Now we're both stuck where we are for the foreseeable future.

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  11. @scribus Very boned. I’m not going to LA anymore. :/

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  12. All of my cartoons just start with jokes now. By which I mean they start with a joke on a page, and then I try to figure out how I can get TO that joke, narratively.

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  13. /s

    about 15 days ago from web
  14. @scribus the chads and stacies will soon meet their day of reckoning

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  15. I have a minor cough. Ooo-woooo-ooooooo~

    about 15 days ago from web
  16. My grocery store is officially empty. We officially have nothing of value left to offer people. And yet, it’s still packed.

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  17. @adiwan George W. Bush did something similar, on a smaller scale, right before 9/11. Hell, Futurama did a whole episode parodying it (it was the episode where Fry bought 300 cups of coffee)

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  18. meanwhile, I made five dollars on the market

    about 15 days ago from web
  19. @scribus my favorite part of that press conference was that Fox News had a real-time DOW counter in the corner, so every time he said something dumb, you could watch the recession get worse in real time.

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  20. hobby: lying to my ex and telling her i'm doing very good in my life, not because i want her to be jealous, but because i don't want her to think i'm about to go kill myself

    about 16 days ago from web
  21. Social distancing. Smh my damn head.

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  22. Social distancing is what you do when the weird kid starts drawing in his notebook in seventh grade math and the teacher’s yelling at him about it

    about 16 days ago from web
  23. that’s about the extent of my coronavirus-related material

    about 16 days ago from web
  24. Hey sorry Matt, I can’t go to the prom with you, there’s a coronavirus going around and I’m practicing social distancing.

    about 16 days ago from web
  25. Oh, you’re lonely because of the coronavirus? Suck it up.

    about 16 days ago from web
  26. “Social distancing” makes it sound like you’re being bullied and it’s your fault. It sounds like a nice way of referring to what women did to me in high school

    about 16 days ago from web
  27. @scribus I also considered buying a gun to protect myself from suburban whites

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  28. Boss called me into work. Told him I was out of town. Too embarrassed to say I’m playing Dungeons and Dragons

    about 17 days ago from web in context
  29. gonna take a kiwi in someone’s salad and make a different crisis

    about 17 days ago from web
  30. I just told this dumb slut that I’m a human and I have amnesia and we’ll start a rescued team together lmao this papaya is too easy, gonna slam some pika FrankerZy, gonna put some eggs in that daycare center then bounce out, know what I mean

    about 18 days ago from web