Notices by Angry Liberal (mrmattimation), page 2

  1. also a guy who had a heart attack on the campaign trail

    about 13 days ago from web in context
  2. i’m a blue no matter who kinda guy but it’s gonna be really hard to vote for a guy with a bandaid on his forehead

    about 13 days ago from web
  3. just cleared three hundred gigs on my hard drive bc i’m pretty sure that’s how big Red Dead Redemption 2 is gonna be.

    about 13 days ago from web
  4. @drinkingpony Lighten up

    about 13 days ago from web in context
  5. @scribus I think any good guy you wound in that case would be balanced out by all the neo nazis

    about 14 days ago from web in context
  6. “If I’m going down you papayaers are coming with me.” -the President

    about 14 days ago from web in context
  7. Ever since this impeachment thing started happening i’ve been getting a sick feeling that we’re living a 90s re-run.

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  8. cancel culture now extends to people who don’t like Avengers, very cool Twitter

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  9. “One of these days, I’m gonna save America, and you’re probably gonna wanna kiss me.” -Willard Mitt Romney November 2012

    about 15 days ago from web
  10. @scribus but mitt romney says mean things about trump he’s so brave etc etc

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  11. America seeks full refund, gets store credit instead

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  12. . http://rainbowdash.net/url/875245

    about 17 days ago from web in context
  13. why get a burger and some fries when I could just get two burgers?

    about 17 days ago from web
  14. @scribus I have to imagine it’s because, unlike Reddit and 4chan and in some ways unlike tumblr and Facebook, Twitter is a single ecosystem. There are no groups, there’s no structural division, they don’t have a separate directory for anything... it’s like writing o a very, very, very big wall, and everyone else in the world is writing on the same wall.

    about 17 days ago from web in context
  15. @drinkingpony No, just the idea that he’ll be forced to retire the account is pretty funny

    about 17 days ago from web in context
  16. just realized that @realDonaldTrump is probably getting archived after he leaves office and now I feel all warm inside

    about 17 days ago from web in context
  17. @drinkingpony i literally explained the point to you and you still missed it, that's incredible

    about 17 days ago from web in context
  18. @drinkingpony That’s not the point. The point is that Richard Nixon won in a literal landslide, every state except DC, Massachusetts, and one electoral vote from Virginia. He holds the record for the widest popular vote margin and his electoral vote total is the second-largest of any President ever. Then, he resigned in disgrace two years later.

    about 17 days ago from web in context
  19. @scribus And the only reason that’s a “maybe” is because I don’t mention Ukraine by name. The word “Ukraine” gets flagged in their system automatically.

    about 18 days ago from web in context
  20. So I’ve been advised that this Swole Foods short might end up DEMONETIZED because the newspaper gag ALLUDES to the Trump-Ukraine controversy, and these people are trying to tell me big tech has a liberal bias???

    about 18 days ago from web in context
  21. Why the Potato Knishes did we used to have cookie jars if you weren't allowed to eat the cookies?

    about 18 days ago from web in context
  22. hey someone tell Joe Gran that a peer-to-peer YouTube replacement ain't gonna take off for a couple of reasons

    about 20 days ago from web in context
  23. That’s all a joke obviously but I AM tired of girls asking me to buy them juul pods. Ladies if you’re trading sex for nicotine you should probably quit cold turkey.

    about 21 days ago from web
  24. ideal candidates: artist, goth, over 21 because i’m tired of girls asking me to buy them juul pods, please email all applications to MattsGF@mrmattimation.com, serious inquiries only

    about 21 days ago from web in context
  25. thinking about taking girlfriend applications

    about 21 days ago from web
  26. With all of the leaks that kept happening, you’d think that everything that could be leaked about this administration would have already been leaked by now, but this week’d prove you wrong.

    about 22 days ago from web in context
  27. . http://rainbowdash.net/url/875224

    about 22 days ago from web
  28. Can’t wait until we get to find out what happens when an outgoing President just says “no”, and then Nancy Pelosi sits there like “now hold on guys, let’s not jump to conclusions”

    about 22 days ago from web
  29. WTF!! This Amy’s rice pasta recipe was made by Steve! STEVE!!!!!

    about 23 days ago from web
  30. @drinkingpony Trump comes up literally once in the entirety of The Twin Souls and he isn’t even mentioned by name, what the hell are you on about

    about 23 days ago from web in context