Notices by Matt (mrmattimation), page 2

  1. Sure am glad I’m over my suicidal ideation because HOO boy looking at my checking account makes me want to kill myself.

    about a month ago from web
  2. The representative I spoke to told me they sent me three letters about it which I never got and she was like “oh, well, okay then, just $2000 is fine”

    about a month ago from web
  3. Big shoutouts to Virginia Commonwealth University for the surprise $3,000 collections charge on top of the $8000 bill I just got done paying off, that was... that was really cool of them.

    about a month ago from web
  4. The Simpsons’ floating timeline got kind of egregious when Homer recalled fighting “former President Bush” and “current President Bush”, with Bart apparently being present for both events. You can write that off pretty easily as the two events having happened fairly recently (at the time). South Park’s is downright goofy. The boys, still nine years old, seemed to recognize Mr. Garrison as their fourth grade teacher in the most recent season... yet they’re all still in the fourth grade and Garrison has been the President of the United States for the last three years. Meaning they’re either, canonically, in-universe, immortal, or we’re supposed to believe they were in the fourth grade when they were five.

    about a month ago from web
  5. trump really shot himself in the foot by trying to portray biden as infirm, now biden's given an average speech that he read from a teleprompter and it's the greatest political speech of all time

    about a month ago from web
  6. aw jeez i turn 23 in less than a month

    about a month ago from web
  7. And even then, he would probably have to say it like, twice, and really, really mean it.

    about a month ago from web
  8. Like, short of Joe Biden saying the n word live on television, nothing that happens at the conventions can really sway me, so I don’t watch, but somebody who’s somehow undecided might see the platform laid out at the convention and make their decision there.

    about a month ago from web
  9. @scribus to be fair, I feel like undecided voters (as few of them as there are this year) should be who the conventions are for. It comes off as super self-indulgent otherwise.

    about a month ago from web in context
  10. Ah, wow, I just got asked to shred a bunch of payroll documents at work relating to my dead friend. That’s not very fun.

    about a month ago from web
  11. I forgot to upload this last night but that's ok because i re-wrote the punchline this morning... and then forgot to upload it. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875605

    about a month ago from web
  12. heard this guy is gonna be Trump’s new chief of staff http://rainbowdash.net/url/875604

    about a month ago from web
  13. That would be funny, if it weren’t for the fact that every woman I knew in high school disassociated from me because I treated them all like crap. Joke’s on you, past Matt. You’re sad every day now!

    about a month ago from web
  14. Why won’t women date me? It probably has something to do with the fact that when I draw them, they all look like men. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875599

    about a month ago from web
  15. This comic is actually has two jokes in it but the second one will only ever be apparent to me and one other person.

    about a month ago from web
  16. @tiff I really thought he’d have left or been ousted from Rick & Morty by now but watching Roiland’s solo show helped me realize that Dan Harmon isn’t the hero he asked for, but he’s the one we deserve

    about a month ago from web in context
  17. I love when Dan Harmon says something mean about Trump and people start bringing up that time he humped a baby doll in a Channel 101 sketch ten years ago.

    about a month ago from web in context
  18. I knew this was coming but i didn’t quite realize how weird it would be to see the word “Fox” dropped from the Fox assets that Disney acquired. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875597

    about a month ago from web in context
  19. Hmm. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875596

    about a month ago from web
  20. Not sure how, six months in, I’m still having to turn around and go back to my house after forgetting my mask, but here we are.

    about a month ago from web in context
  21. I guess I’m not sure what I expected, but AI Dungeon gets extremely vulgar and graphic if you decide to do a sex with one of the NPCs. I discovered this after typing “FrankerZ the dragon” in

    about a month ago from web
  22. @scribus I’m going to /probably/ have two mostly-similar cartoons sitting unlisted on my channel come November, one for a Biden win and one for a Trump win, and then I’ll just release whichever one matches up with reality. Would be nice to finally be the topical one.

    about a month ago from web in context
  23. The plan was to finish it and then sit on it until the announcement so that I could release it that night.

    about a month ago from web in context
  24. Confession time: I had a partially made cartoon about Vice President Kamala Harris that I decided not to finish because it was looking like she wouldn’t be Biden’s running mate after she was vetted. Egg on my face.

    about a month ago from web
  25. ...and McCarthy, on the very slim chance he becomes speaker of the house, is 55 as well.

    about a month ago from web
  26. (Aside from Trump and Biden, who are mega old, both of Biden’s top VP picks are 55, Pence is 61, and Pelosi is 80)

    about a month ago from web
  27. Never realized how young the last stretch of Presidents has been. Clinton was 46, Bush was 54, Obama was 47. To put that into some context, every person who could potentially be president next year, elected or otherwise, is at least 55, and every president between Clinton and Kennedy ranged from the mid-50s to late-60s.

    about a month ago from web
  28. he just looks like older bill clinton put on a wig

    about a month ago from web
  29. unrelated, but I found this picture of a young bill clinton and i'm a little freaked out by how much he just looks like future President Bill Clinton http://rainbowdash.net/url/875591

    about a month ago from web
  30. I went and looked into it and the candidate who won the highest percentage of the white vote since 1992 was actually Mitt Romney in 2012, with 59%. Trump and Bush 43 (2004) are tied at 58%. McCain and Bush (2000) won 55%. Dole got 48% in 1996. Bush 41 got 40% in 1992 while Clinton got 39%, so there's room to argue that Clinton probably would have won the white vote in 1992 (and been the only Democrat to do so) if Ross Perot wasn't on the ballot (he won 20%). In terms of Democrats, Obama has the best performance among white voters, which he achieved in 2008. That was... 43%.

    about a month ago from web