Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 28-Aug-14 11:43:21 UTC
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It was lunchtime at RDN. Touching butts had been banned by the evil Cabal. Suddenly, @theLastGherkin appeared in the doorway. He knew what he had to do. He grabbed @CinnamonSwirl's butt and changed the world. Everyone began to touch each other’s butts. @Nerthos touched @Scribus’s butt. @Redenchilada touched the butt of that dude with the long hair from Brazil, I think his name is @Mushi. Even the horrible Cabal touched Purple Tinker’s butt. Everyone touched each other’s butts and it was great.
