Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 30-Oct-14 17:59:11 UTC

  1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

    "Guys, I need to apologise for my behaviour today. When I switched bodies with Jeffrey..."
    "Nope!"
    "...I thought I would know what it would be like to have Jeffrey inside of me."
    "That didn't happen!"
    "But as it turns out, having Jeffrey inside of me..."
    "Nope again."
    "...only brought out the worst in me. Which is to say, having Jeffrey inside of me..."
    "No one was inside of anyone!"
    "...was wrong...to have Jeffrey inside of me."
    "Shut up!"

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