Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-14 21:51:49 UTC

  1. Matt Matt

    "Matt! You have to help! The Doritos bank just got robbed!"
    "Oh no! Not the Doritos bank! Quickly, gang! Let's use our Doritos super powers to stop Doritos Man from stealing all the Doritos from the Doritos bank!"
    "You're so heroic! Let's have sex after this!"
    "No! I am saving myself... for the new Doritos Locos Taco combo from Taco Bell, now with an all new flavor and twice as much meat."

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