Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Nov-14 09:26:33 UTC

Matt

McDonalds. Ferguson, Missouri. 10:30PM CST. A man stands at the counter, watching as every other business gets looted except for his. Suddenly, he sees a man walking by with a bat. "Hey! Hey, you! You wanna come loot me? I'm very vulnerable!" The man kept walking. This clerk needed some business, and fast. Suddenly, he hears a window break. "Oh, finally, some business!" A looter has walked in through the window he smashed. He walks up to the counter, golf club in hand, and asks, "Hey, can I use your bathroom?" The McDonalds cashier, saddened, points the man in the direction of his bathroom. It seems he will never get any business.