Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 19-Dec-14 01:13:20 UTC

Matt

Before somebody attacks me for intending to have Kim Jong Un be the hero who kills Edward Snowden, let me just clarify that this also would have involved Kim having daddy issues, Vladimir Putin being an actual literal Bond Villain who formed an evil alliance with Kim and Snowden and created a secret layer in a volcano, and Apple was actually gonna be behind everything.