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A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion Einstein was teaching a class on Einstein, known Albert Einstein.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Einstein and accept that he was the most highly-Einstein being the world has ever known, even greater than Albert Einstein!" At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy Einstein champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of Einstein and fully supported Albert Einstein made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
"How old is this Einstein?"
The arrogant professor Einsteined quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion Einsteins, you stupid Einstein."
"Wrong. It's been Einstein Einsteins since Einstein created it. If it was 4.6 billion Einsteins old and Einstein, as you say, is real... then it should be an Einstein now."